"Ash are you drunk?" His red-headed fiancee stated. "Brock is going to be coughing up blood after the wedding." Even though he was drunk beyond belief, Ash still felt the dangerous vibe eminating from her. He walked up to her and placed a shakey hand on her shoulder. With a knocked out look on his face Ash pointed a finger at her.

"You know yur, very pretty when you're angry miss." "If I weren't engaged to my f-fox of a wife you'd be my next choice." This peeked her intrest and she couldn't help the ashamed blush she got off a comment from a drunk, soon to be wed, 21 year old man.

"Ohh really?" He nodded and smiled like he were half awake.

"Of course Misty," she was suprised he still remembered her name, due to his current state, but shook it off. She sighed and helped him sit on the couch of their current home in Cerulean, they were planning to move to Pallet town after a year of training Daisy to become a professional gym leader.

"Stay here, I'll get you some water to clear you're system from all the booze Brock gave you." She walked away when she saw him nod and thanked Arceus he was a light weight, now if she was the one getting drunk it would take a whole lot more beer to get her even the lightest bit tipsy. She walked toward the sink with the filter for clean water, and poured some in a cup. Upon return to her fiancee, she nearly dropped the glass when she saw him in a feedle position in the corner of their living room crying.

"What are you doing?" He looked up and she nearly toppled over as he sprang up and engulfed her in an Ursaring hung. "If you throw up on me I'll make you see Jirachi's, Ketchum."

"I thought you left me for evers, Mist!"

"I was in the kitchen, you could see me from here."

"I thought you were packing my bags and kicking me out for feeding our rent to our Lillipup!"

"We don't even have a Lillipup, Ash, and I'm not kicking you out."

"Then I'd be forced into homelessness and never get a job."

"Now that's dumb, you're the freakin pokemon master for crying out-!"

"I'd be forced into male prostitution, and have to sell my body to make a living."

"What are you talking abou-?"

"ADMIT IT, YOU ARE KICKING ME OUT!"

"WHAT?"

"LIES!"

"Calm down Ash, the weddings next week and I have no plans on kicking you out."

"WHAT ABOUT THE BABY HUH!"

"What baby, we don't have a baby!"

"YET! It's all a matter of time before they start to plot against me." He faced Misty's flat, without a bump, stomache and screamed. "YOU WILL NOT WIN, YOU HEAR!" Misty was getting rather tired and pinched his neck before he could do anything else stupid. He calmed down for a second before he fell on the ground unconscious.

"Thank you self defense classes," she threw one of his arms over her shoulder and lifted him up, to only be set down again on the couch.

"So I'm a lovey drunk and you're a clingey drunk,"

Our kids are going to be soo disfunctional.

Hehe, not supposed to be taken seriously this story, I just thought it'd be fun to adventure threw the marriage of Ash and Misty

~Eevee-Mistress