The guards at Winterfell always rotated shifts and duties to alleviate boredom during times of peace. Bayard and Godwin could not believe their luck, they were rotated onto the night shift standing guard outside of Lord and Lady Clegane's chambers, which meant an interesting evening awaited them.
Normally one would think that guarding the actual Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Rickon Stark would be the most coveted guard duty. However, amongst the guards, they knew guarding Lord Rickon and Lady Shireen was as boring as skimming toads from a pond. The best shift was always at night guarding the Clegane's chamber.
Bayard and Godwin nodded at their Lord and Lady as they arrived to enter their chambers after being at the feast. From the way Lord Clegane was holding his arm around Lady Sansa's waist, they could tell that someone had had too much fun at the feast. As the door to the chambers shut, Bayard and Godwin snickered and nodded at each other with a knowing grin.
Two hours later, the moans and screaming from the chambers had finally stopped. Bayard and Godwin had to keep from laughing out loud from what they heard. Everyone knew Lord Clegane had exceptional hearing and one peep from the guards would mean cleaning the latrines in the barracks for a sennight.
Several hours later, Bayard was exhausted and was looking forward to his shift ending soon. He looked over at Godwin who looked like he could barely stand. Before they knew what was happening the door flew open and they expected to see Lord Clegane, but instead it was Lady Sansa who emerged.
Lady Sansa greeted the guards then started to walk down the hall leading to the chambers where her children were sleeping. She slyly turned around and noticed the two men trying not to laugh.
Whipping back around, she stood in front of the men with her arms across her chest. "Bayard pray tell what is so amusing this morning."
"Nothing M'lady"
"Is that so, because clearly something is amusing. Is there something in my hair? Or maybe on the back of my dress?"
"No M'Lady"
"Hmmmmm, let's see...mayhaps it was the sounds coming from my chambers last night." Sansa said with a smirk. She knew Bayard was getting uncomfortable at the boldness of her statement.
"Yes M'Lady"
"Well Bayard maybe you should go home after your shift and tend to your wife with more enthusiasm, then you would become more accustomed to hearing those types of sounds."
Bayard was in shock at what Lady Clegane said to him and his face was awash with a beet red color. Godwin on the other hand was trying to keep from laughing so much that he was practically in tears.
"Oh Godwin, we all know what you desire does not rest between the legs of a woman now does it? Just remember boys, the Red Keep isn't the only place where spiders lurk." Sansa let out a small giggle as she spoke then turned on her heel to walk towards her children's chambers.
Godwin and Bayard just stared at each other in disbelief.