The Gundam Wing Drinking Song
Okay, I wrote this peice of shit when I ditched P.E. to have first lunch, it's short and stupid and it has Trowa bashing at the end...
Legal Shit- I do not own Gundam Wing, or anything associated with it, I also don't own Jack Daniels or any other alcoholic beverage mentioned...
(The five pilots are sitting/laying on/by a piano, Quatre is playing, and drinking a screwdriver, Heero is sitting at the end of the piano stool drinking some sake, Duo is laying on the piano drinking some claret (i hope I spelled it right), and Trowa and Wufei are on the floor, having a drinking match)
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Heero staggers up to the center of the group)
Heero- One sunny summer morning
Wing Zero I was repairing
When Duo Maxwell waltzed right in,
Cheesy humor he was sharing
He offered me a flask
I sent it down the hatch
And ever since that fateful day
I found my perfect match!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Quatre starts singing)
Quatre- One Bright and sunny morning
A-practicing was me
When Trowa Barton barged right in
He wouldn't let me be
He said He wanted some nookie
I said, "I don't wanna fuck."
He gave me some vodka to get in the mood
Now I can't get enough!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Duo goes in the center)
Duo- When I was just a 8 years old
I drank some Jackie D.
And then this pilot got so drunk
I wrapped my go-cart 'round a tree
This priest suit to mean a thing
to either you or me
Because when I am wasted
I'm Shina-fucking-gami!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Wufei gets up, drunk off his ass)
Wufei- My name is chang Wufei
And I don't give a fuck
But I believe this is a waste of time
I got here 'cause dumb luck!
But When I'm feeling down an' low
'cause this weakling crack my fortune cookie
I goes of into my little room
and get drunk with some "tea!"
Group(sings horribly off-key, whether if it's because Quatre's piano play-
ing or it's just them them is beyond me)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Trowa then pushes Wufei and takes his place)
Trowa- I usually don't talk much
I'm quiet as can be
But with some alcohol in my blood,
I'm the life of the party!
(Trowa then starts staggering and he collapses)
Wufei- Ha! I won! I won! I *hic* beat you Barton! Justice is served! Ahahahahahaha!
Duo-Ah Shaddup!
Wufei- Bite my fortune cookie, you braided jerky-jerk jerk face!
Duo- Shaddup, Justice Boy!
Wufei- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU BRAIDED BAKA?!
Duo- I called you justice boy!
Wufei- Yo' Mama!
Duo- How dare you insult the great Shinagami!
Wufei- Shinagami mah ass!
Duo- That's it! I choose you!
Wufei- What do I look like, a pokemon?
Duo- It means I challenge you to a game of.... heh heh...it's kinda embarrassing...
(Meanwhile, Heero and Quatre are sitting on the piano stool)
Heero- Quatre... I don't mean to alarm you but... We're out of liquor...
Quatre- No! For the love of Trowa, No!
Heero- ...I don't even wanna know...
Meanwhile...
Wufei- What game Maxwell?
Duo-...Strip Candyland
Wufei,Heero&Quatre- Stip Candyland?
(Heero and Wufei try not to laugh)
Quatre- Strip Candyland is one of my favorite games!
Duo-R...Really?
Quatre- Yeah, me and Trowa play all the time!
(Duo and Quatre go off to Quatre's room, giggling uncontrolably)
Heero- Well... I guess that leaves you and me Wufei...
Wufei- ...And Barton...
Heero- Hey, wanna play kick the clown?
Wufei- Sure... sounds fun!
(Heero and wufei start kicking Trowa uncontrollably)
End!
Yeah, what a stupid ficcy eh? But, who gives a fuck? And, I'd like to apolagize to anyone offended, appalled, or insulted by this fic. One More thing, please reveiw, if you don't, then I won't invite you to my Christmas party, so Nyah! Anywho... Smooches! ^-^
Okay, I wrote this peice of shit when I ditched P.E. to have first lunch, it's short and stupid and it has Trowa bashing at the end...
Legal Shit- I do not own Gundam Wing, or anything associated with it, I also don't own Jack Daniels or any other alcoholic beverage mentioned...
(The five pilots are sitting/laying on/by a piano, Quatre is playing, and drinking a screwdriver, Heero is sitting at the end of the piano stool drinking some sake, Duo is laying on the piano drinking some claret (i hope I spelled it right), and Trowa and Wufei are on the floor, having a drinking match)
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Heero staggers up to the center of the group)
Heero- One sunny summer morning
Wing Zero I was repairing
When Duo Maxwell waltzed right in,
Cheesy humor he was sharing
He offered me a flask
I sent it down the hatch
And ever since that fateful day
I found my perfect match!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Quatre starts singing)
Quatre- One Bright and sunny morning
A-practicing was me
When Trowa Barton barged right in
He wouldn't let me be
He said He wanted some nookie
I said, "I don't wanna fuck."
He gave me some vodka to get in the mood
Now I can't get enough!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Duo goes in the center)
Duo- When I was just a 8 years old
I drank some Jackie D.
And then this pilot got so drunk
I wrapped my go-cart 'round a tree
This priest suit to mean a thing
to either you or me
Because when I am wasted
I'm Shina-fucking-gami!
Group(singing off-key)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Wufei gets up, drunk off his ass)
Wufei- My name is chang Wufei
And I don't give a fuck
But I believe this is a waste of time
I got here 'cause dumb luck!
But When I'm feeling down an' low
'cause this weakling crack my fortune cookie
I goes of into my little room
and get drunk with some "tea!"
Group(sings horribly off-key, whether if it's because Quatre's piano play-
ing or it's just them them is beyond me)- Hodely dodely deedily die!
Hodely deedily dum
Hideely hodely heedily hi
Tra la la la la!
(Trowa then pushes Wufei and takes his place)
Trowa- I usually don't talk much
I'm quiet as can be
But with some alcohol in my blood,
I'm the life of the party!
(Trowa then starts staggering and he collapses)
Wufei- Ha! I won! I won! I *hic* beat you Barton! Justice is served! Ahahahahahaha!
Duo-Ah Shaddup!
Wufei- Bite my fortune cookie, you braided jerky-jerk jerk face!
Duo- Shaddup, Justice Boy!
Wufei- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU BRAIDED BAKA?!
Duo- I called you justice boy!
Wufei- Yo' Mama!
Duo- How dare you insult the great Shinagami!
Wufei- Shinagami mah ass!
Duo- That's it! I choose you!
Wufei- What do I look like, a pokemon?
Duo- It means I challenge you to a game of.... heh heh...it's kinda embarrassing...
(Meanwhile, Heero and Quatre are sitting on the piano stool)
Heero- Quatre... I don't mean to alarm you but... We're out of liquor...
Quatre- No! For the love of Trowa, No!
Heero- ...I don't even wanna know...
Meanwhile...
Wufei- What game Maxwell?
Duo-...Strip Candyland
Wufei,Heero&Quatre- Stip Candyland?
(Heero and Wufei try not to laugh)
Quatre- Strip Candyland is one of my favorite games!
Duo-R...Really?
Quatre- Yeah, me and Trowa play all the time!
(Duo and Quatre go off to Quatre's room, giggling uncontrolably)
Heero- Well... I guess that leaves you and me Wufei...
Wufei- ...And Barton...
Heero- Hey, wanna play kick the clown?
Wufei- Sure... sounds fun!
(Heero and wufei start kicking Trowa uncontrollably)
End!
Yeah, what a stupid ficcy eh? But, who gives a fuck? And, I'd like to apolagize to anyone offended, appalled, or insulted by this fic. One More thing, please reveiw, if you don't, then I won't invite you to my Christmas party, so Nyah! Anywho... Smooches! ^-^