Hey guys! So here's another Newsies fic..I think it's hilarious how it's so obvious Jack's not a morning person, so I thought I'd just make a little-bitty one-shot about it. And, just for those of you who don't know, Christian Bale (Jack) also played a role in Swing Kids where, instead of saying "Heil Hitler," he and his friends said "Swing heil" *woot woot* and he also played Batman. But I'm sure you all knew that. ;) lol Those little facts are just kinda important to the story. So I figured better safe than sorry.
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~Rosey
Waking Up is Hard to Do
"Come on, Cowboy!" Kloppman shook Jack Kelly's shoulder early in the morning. "Time to go carryin' the banner!"
"I don't wanna," Jack moaned, shoving his pillow over his head.
"You wanna get paid dontcha?" the elderly man pulled the pillow off Jack's head.
"I don't use spoons," Jack was sleep-talking now, already having drifted back into unconsciousness.
"Ehh?" Kloppman rose an eyebrow.
"The llama ate it,"Jack rolled back over, pulling his blanket over his head.
"Cowboy stop this mucking about!"
"Batman returns," Jack grumbled, still sleep-talking under the covers.
"JACK, GET UP NOW!" Kloppman demanded, yanking the covers back.
"SWING HEIL!" Jack yelped, bolting up and hitting his head on the beam above him. "Yeouch!" he cried, grabbing his now throbbing skull.
"You'll be late for work," Kloppman scolded, moving on to the next bunk.
"Yeah, okay ya rubbah-neck I'll get up," Jack grumbled, laying back down and pulling the covers over his head. "Later."
Hehe I just wrote that one morning when I didn't feel like getting up myself. Ain't Jack adorable?
Review? They makes me happy! :)
~Rosey