Hey let me check... nope, still don't own anything.
This is actually my second story... My first one won me a suspension!
During the game, Cloud continuously kicked the soccer ball at Red XIII. Eventually, it must have traumatized him and caused something to snap...
Narrator: One day Red XIII felt very angry at the world
Red XIII: Grrrr...
Narrator: So he decided to be *DUM DUM DUM* EVIL!
Red XIII: I'll do what most people don't want me to do!! man that was corny...
Narrator: And thus he goes out to follow the stereotypical image of a evil person.
At 7th Heaven
Red XIII strides in feeling very happy with himself
Tifa: *reading How to Convince Everyone That Your Boobs Are Real and doesn't even look up* hey Red...
Red XIII: Notice anything different?
Tifa: nope...
Red XIII: I got my ear pierced!
Tifa: you already had them pierced
Red XIII: ummm.... I got a tattoo?
Tifa: Had that too. That's not very evil anyways...
Red XIII: grrrr... *storms out*
Tifa: bye Red.
Red XIII: hmmm, what could I do that would be mean?
Narrator: Red XIII then saw Marlene.
Red XIII: hey why don't you shut up?!
Narrator: Fine you big poopy head! *sticks his tongue out and then leaves*
Red XIII: *jumps out in front of Marlene* Give me all your money kid!
Marlene: Hi Red! Wanna play?
Red XIII: ummm... not now... just give me your money!
Marlene: You're so cute! *hugs him then skips off*
Red XIII: *sigh*
Narrator: So Red set off discouraged. (Yea I'm back you punk! You can't boss me around!)
Red XIII: whatever...
Narrator: don't give that tone you @#%$! *suddenly the narrator explodes*
Red XIII: right... *suddenly spot a house with an average family inside* I know! I'll break into that house and rob them of their savings!
Narrators mouth: So Red XIII busted into the house and stole all of the gil and materia.
Red XIII: HAHAHAHA!
Average man: We don't care if you steal our life savings.
Red XIII: you don't?
Below Average kid: nope, you guys did it throughout the game. Bustin' in a house and takin' what you wanted...
Red XIII: *sighs and puts the stuff back* There is only one person who can help me with becoming evil...
Narrator's Talking Toe: So Red XIII traveled to Northern Crater.
Red XIII: Sephiroth, teach me how to be evil!
Sephiroth: (wearing a chef hat and holding an overly large spoon labeled Masamune jr.) Red, you aren't evil, you need to look within yourself... *he then gives a lecture that lasts about 2 hours* ... and that is why everything always goes back to the cow.
7th Heaven
Tifa: You over being evil Red?
Red: Yea, I figured it isn't what I wanted to be. *Tifa then leaves. Red XIII then looks around to see if anybody is looking* I'm gonna be a pirate! *puts on an eye patch* Arrrggg!
Not one of my better ideas... Please review!
This is actually my second story... My first one won me a suspension!
During the game, Cloud continuously kicked the soccer ball at Red XIII. Eventually, it must have traumatized him and caused something to snap...
Narrator: One day Red XIII felt very angry at the world
Red XIII: Grrrr...
Narrator: So he decided to be *DUM DUM DUM* EVIL!
Red XIII: I'll do what most people don't want me to do!! man that was corny...
Narrator: And thus he goes out to follow the stereotypical image of a evil person.
At 7th Heaven
Red XIII strides in feeling very happy with himself
Tifa: *reading How to Convince Everyone That Your Boobs Are Real and doesn't even look up* hey Red...
Red XIII: Notice anything different?
Tifa: nope...
Red XIII: I got my ear pierced!
Tifa: you already had them pierced
Red XIII: ummm.... I got a tattoo?
Tifa: Had that too. That's not very evil anyways...
Red XIII: grrrr... *storms out*
Tifa: bye Red.
Red XIII: hmmm, what could I do that would be mean?
Narrator: Red XIII then saw Marlene.
Red XIII: hey why don't you shut up?!
Narrator: Fine you big poopy head! *sticks his tongue out and then leaves*
Red XIII: *jumps out in front of Marlene* Give me all your money kid!
Marlene: Hi Red! Wanna play?
Red XIII: ummm... not now... just give me your money!
Marlene: You're so cute! *hugs him then skips off*
Red XIII: *sigh*
Narrator: So Red set off discouraged. (Yea I'm back you punk! You can't boss me around!)
Red XIII: whatever...
Narrator: don't give that tone you @#%$! *suddenly the narrator explodes*
Red XIII: right... *suddenly spot a house with an average family inside* I know! I'll break into that house and rob them of their savings!
Narrators mouth: So Red XIII busted into the house and stole all of the gil and materia.
Red XIII: HAHAHAHA!
Average man: We don't care if you steal our life savings.
Red XIII: you don't?
Below Average kid: nope, you guys did it throughout the game. Bustin' in a house and takin' what you wanted...
Red XIII: *sighs and puts the stuff back* There is only one person who can help me with becoming evil...
Narrator's Talking Toe: So Red XIII traveled to Northern Crater.
Red XIII: Sephiroth, teach me how to be evil!
Sephiroth: (wearing a chef hat and holding an overly large spoon labeled Masamune jr.) Red, you aren't evil, you need to look within yourself... *he then gives a lecture that lasts about 2 hours* ... and that is why everything always goes back to the cow.
7th Heaven
Tifa: You over being evil Red?
Red: Yea, I figured it isn't what I wanted to be. *Tifa then leaves. Red XIII then looks around to see if anybody is looking* I'm gonna be a pirate! *puts on an eye patch* Arrrggg!
Not one of my better ideas... Please review!