^__^ HA! Just like I promised, Kakashi and The Packing Tape! ^-^ So, my Valentines gift to you, is my story, since its Valentines day!

Oh, by the by, I'm glad people enjoyed Evil Maniacal Laughter ^^;;; Right, anyways...

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Kakashi and the Packing Tape:
Chapter One: The Idea to make Kakashi act like Dr. Suess.

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Kakashi sat with a bored expression... erm... as if he doesn't always have one, but... whatever. The only thing he had was a roll of packing tape to amuse himself with. That evil Hokage had taken his Icha Icha Paradisu book set (Evil Tsunade-sama!) and gave him packing tape. Why packing tape you might ask? This is a simple question with a fairly simple answer; she was drunk and ran out of duct tape. So here Kakashi sat, glaring at the roll of packing tape with nothing to read, or do. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were off... somewhere doing... something. He seriously didn't know. Nor did he want to sometimes. Other times he wondered if he should start stalking them... A light bulb went off in Kakashi's head. He had an idea. Now Kakashi having an idea was never a good thing. Yondaime-sama often told him so. Let's have a small flash back before we continue the story...

~The AMAZING Flash back of DOOM!~

Chibi Kakashi sat with his team while Yondaime-sensei explained some random thing. He didn't know. He wasn't paying attention. Why should a genius pay attention?!?! It was preposterous!!

"Anyways," Yondaime said. "So... since we're basically done; do you guys have any idea of what you want to do?" A light bulb went off in Kakashi's head.

"I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO!!" Kakashi yelled jumping up and scaring the boy beside him.

"Anybody but you Kakashi-kun. Sorry; but you and ideas don't go well together," Yondaime sweat dropped and Kakashi hung his head and walked back to sit with his team.

"Thank you sensei," mouthed the only girl on the team.

~Sadly, the end of the amazing flash back of doom~

Kakashi, his idea written down in his head, ran out the window with the packing tape. Oh joy. What have you inflicted on the world Tsunade-sama?!?!

~A quick slip over to Tsunade before going back to Kakashi~

Tsunade sneezed and blinked. Damn, she had a hell of a hang-over, and sneezing damn well hurt.

"Stupid... thing... inside head... brain! That was it... why'd you have to make me go and sneeze?" Tsunade scowled.

"Um... Hokage-sama? I don't mean to interrupt your brain scowling but..." Kotetsu sweat dropped. "Actually, never mind."

"GOOD! I still need to scowl at my brain. It'll take at least 10 minutes," Tsunade stated.

"Oh~kay then..." Kotetsu ran out of the room as fast as possible.

~Back to Kakashi! Oh what fun~

Kakashi ran wildly through the streets with the roll of packing tape. Iruka watched the crazed teacher run by.

"KAKASHI-SEMPAI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Iruka asked. Kakashi skipped to a halt then ran backwards to talk to Iruka.

"Sorry Iruka-kun! I have an idea! With a light bulb and everything, and I need to be fast and I need to be swift. And I need to use this packing tape. I have no time to talk!" with that Kakashi was off again.

"Was he trying to be Dr. Seuss again?" Iruka sighed and continued his way to the academy. Kakashi on the other hand had begun to run on his hands figuring it was faster. He soon found it wasn't so he ran like a dog, but no, he was still slower. So he kept running on his feet.

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"Oi, Gai-sensei," Neji said looking out the window, "Isn't that Kakashi-sensei?" Gai and his team looked out the window.

"So it is!" roared Gai. "I wonder what he's doing..."

"Want ME to find out Gai-sensei?!?" Lee asked. Gai thought for a few moments.

"Gai-sensei...? Did you fall asleep?" TenTen asked innocently.

"NANI?!? The amazing Gai never falls asleep while making decisions!" Gai said angrily waving a fist at TenTen, who sweat dropped.

"Right, gomen Gai-sensei..." TenTen said sweat dropping.

"No. It's okay Lee! I shall find out later!" Gai said finally.

"Alright sensei!" Lee said happily and continued eating his lunch. Neji and TenTen glanced at each other and shrugged.

"Weirder things have happened, just remember that Neji," TenTen whispered to the white-eyed boy. Neji nodded.

"Yes, but that doesn't explain why we're stuck with them," Neji blinked. TenTen and Neji sighed in unison. They some how knew that they were going to be involved in some hair-brain scheme to bug Kakashi.

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"Naruto!" Sakura waved her hand in front of the blond teens face. "WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS!"

"I'M NOT A LAZY ASS!! That's so Shikamaru's job! PLUS its lazy idiot," Naruto stated.

"Whatever... where'd Sasuke-kun go?" Sakura asked suddenly.

"To eat cheese, where else?" Naruto snorted, as if this was the most obvious thing in the world.

"... Naruto, Sasuke-kun is allergic to cheese," Sakura sweat dropped.

"REALLY?!" Naruto gaped.

"Yes actually—AH!!" Sakura ducked as Kakashi jumped over Naruto and Sakura's heads. "What the...?"

"KAKASHI-SENSEI WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?" Naruto yelled, flailing arms and all. Kakashi backtracked and sat on Naruto's head. "Okay, get the hell off my head, now, you jerk." Kakashi breathed calmly, stepped off Naruto's head, and looked very solemnly at Sakura and Naruto.

"That bitch Tsunade-sama took my Icha Icha Paradise books and gave my PACKING TAPE!! I have AN IDEA and must go and make this idea REAL!" with that Kakashi continued to run into the distance.

"OH~KAY!" Sakura edged away from... where Kakashi was.

"Indeed Sakura," Naruto said.

"I'm... going away now..."

"Alrighty then!" Naruto waved to Sakura as she ran off in the opposite direction.

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A Side Note

I don't think I used any Japanese that's irregular for my fics so... ANYWAYS! YES! This is the first (and short) chapter of 'Kakashi and The Packing Tape'. Why yes children! You should be afraid! ^_^ Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke wont be in this much, but you can expect Gai, and many, many flash backs to occur. Maybe even Jiraiya will pop in! ^_~ Right, my promise has been fulfilled!