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Summary to 'The Titan's Bathroom Reader': These are stories about the titans who seem to be brought closer together by awkward and humorous yet strangely romantic occurrences in the most unlikely room in the tower: the bathroom (Ew not that type of 'closer' you sick-os). BBRae StarRob. Rated for safety.
Step #1 to Good Hygiene: Always lock the door, and remember to knock.
Beast Boy tiredly opened his forest green eyes. He sighed and took in the sights of his messy room. The sounds of the gurgling tofu he had left under his bed a week and a half ago, and the smell of –HOLY CRAP!
"Ew what died in here?" asked Beast Boy to no one in particular.
He sniffed the air, maybe it was the tofu?
"Dang!" he shouted, "It's not the tofu. It's me!"
That's right ladies and gentlemen…Beast Boy…totally reeked.
Not all the Old Spice in the world could cover up that smell.
"Oh well," sighed Beast Boy grabbing his clothes, "At least this'll be a good excuse to take a shower. Maybe waiting a week was a little much."
Oh yeah, just a little.
So Beast Boy headed for the bathroom on his floor. The door didn't always lock but it's not like any of the titans would take showers this early in the morning. They only take theirs at night, and besides Raven had one on her floor. What could go wrong?
He opened the bathroom door and pressed the lock button, but as usual it popped back out. He furrowed his brow.
Press button.
Pop out.
Press.
Pop.
Press.
Pop.
Beast Boy growled at the stubborn lock. He changed into an ape and punched the button. He waited a few seconds before being positively sure the door was locked.
He started to warm up the shower and flipped through the CDs to put one in. Great, they were all Starfire's. He sighed. Oh well, bad music was better than no music. He grabbed a pack of soap of out the cabinet and one fell on the floor with out him noticing.
He got his soap and shampoo and quickly got ready to get into the warm shower that awaited him.
He got in…
Pop.
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Raven woke to sound of her alarm.
She glared at the window's lovely scenery. She hated mornings. She put on her cloak and uniform and headed for the door before stopping. She felt as if she was forgetting something. Cloak? Check. Uniform? Check. Communicator? Check.
She mentally slapped herself. She had forgotten to take a shower last night. She grimaced. She couldn't walk around the tower smelling all day. That was Beast Boy's thing.
She grabbed a towel from her closet. She would have done it with her powers but her magic didn't work so well early in the morning without her herbal tea.
She groaned and set off for the bathroom.
Now there were only two bathrooms in the whole of titan's tower. One on her floor and one on the floor below her's, so naturally she went to the one on her floor.
She walked down the hall and stopped in front of the bathroom door, on it was a sign that read 'DO NOT ENTER! CLOSED DUE TO TOLIET MALFUNCTION!'.
Raven rolled her indigo eyes, "Great…this is not turning out to be my day." she grumbled walking down the flight of steps to use the shower on the floor below her's.
Unfortunately for her the shower on the next floor had a locking problem. Sometimes it locked and sometimes it didn't, but Raven was sure that she could get it to lock. And besides Beast Boy rarely showered, except once last week when she was able to walk past him without having to breathe only through her mouth. What could go wrong?
Raven yawned and opened the door. Surprisingly the room was misty and full of steam. Oh great someone's in here.
The CD player was blaring a song Raven had learned from Starfire was call 'Toxic'. She rolled her eyes. It must be Starfire. Star probably couldn't hear her over the music. Oh well she could just gather her things and wait outside… just as soon as she found her stuff.
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Robin woke up at the crack of dawn, as usual. He was the leader. He couldn't be seen slacking off.
He yawned and got out of bed and glanced to his left. There, on his night stand, was the picture of the girl who meant the world to him, and some other planets. He smiled, "Good morning Star."
He got up, put gel in his hair, and grabbed his towel. He had been to beat from training last night that he had forgotten to shower. He couldn't go around the tower smelling nasty and sweaty. That was Beast Boy's thing.
He walked out his door and walked down to the floor below his, to the bathroom on Raven's floor. His pink fluffy slippers, which Star had gotten him for Christmas and hadn't had the heart to throw out, dragged on the floor as he yawned sleepily.
He came to the door. 'DO NOT ENTER! CLOSED DUE TO TOLIET MALFUNCTION!' read a sign on it. He mentally slapped himself. The toilet had been breaking on and off all month. Ever since Cyborg gotten one of his mechanical feet stuck in, how he had done that…no one ever knew.
All he knew is that Cy's foot was twitching in the toilet and Robin still had no shower.
So he started off to the bathroom on Beast Boy's floor. Beast Boy never showered anyway. Except that one time last week when he showered. Robin remembered because Beast Boy had stolen his cologne. So there really was nothing to worry about today. What could go wrong?
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Raven thrust her stuff to the side of the bathroom and grabbed her towel. Suddenly something on the counter caught her eye. To the naked eye it looked like perfume but when Raven smelt it, it turned out to be cologne. Raven raised an eyebrow. Cologne? But this wasn't just anyone's cologne, it was Robin's. Wait a minute… Star's music, and Robin's cologne. The two most flirtatious titans in the tower and both of their things were in the same bathroom. This didn't look very good. What if Robin and Star were in the shower…together? Raven visibly grimaced. She mentally scolded herself for jumping to conclusions. I mean it wasn't as if two of the Teen Titans no less, would be caught in the same shower.
She took her towel in hand and took a step backward, but her foot did not land on the tile floor, but on a bar of soap. She slipped and flew backwards into the shower curtain her back hitting the person inside.
Robin was walking briskly down the hall towards the bathroom when he was stopped by Starfire.
She smiled at him, "Hello friend Robin."
"Hey Star," said Robin giving her a lopsided smile, "Where are you off to?"
She furrowed her brow, "I was off to find friend Beast Boy because he agreed to make the sustenance needed to break the fast this morning. Have you seen him by chance?"
Robin shook his head, "No sorry Star I haven't. But if I do I'll let you know."
"Thank you friend," she said smiling at him and waving, her long red hair swishing behind her as she walked away. Robin mouthed 'wow' and put his hand to the doorknob.
Raven cringed. She had a splitting head ache, she still had not showered, she had no tea, and now she had to apologize to Starfire for falling on her.
She opened her eyes to find a green pair looking back at her, "Listen Star I am so sorry, I tripped and I just…"
She stopped. Her hand had been resting on "Star's" arm, a well muscled arm. Now either Star had been working out or…
"Oh…my…Azar…," said Raven slowly. She lifted her head slightly and found herself looking at the handsome face of none other than the tower's resident changeling: Beast Boy.
As if the situation couldn't get worse the shower curtain flew open once more, and Raven and Beast Boy looked up to find themselves staring at the masked eyes of their shocked leader.
Robin's face looked positively petrified, "Oh wow…."
"Now Rob," said Beast Boy slowly, "it's not what you think."
Robin's masked eyes widened wondering why the hell two fifteen year old titans were in the same shower. His eyes lingered on Raven's hands on Beast Boy's arm and shoulder, and Beast Boy's which hovered around Raven's waist.
"Whoa sorry," said Robin backing up, "I'll err…let you guys finish…or err start."
Robin raced out the door, and slammed it in his haste.
The button to lock the bathroom fell out.
"Uh Rae…," said Beast Boy.
Raven's indigo eyes landed on the changeling, now fully grasping the situation. She was in the shower, fully clothed, discovered by Robin, lying on Beast Boy, who was not fully clothed.
She practically jumped off her teammate and sent the towel flying in the air, which landed strategically placed right below his waist.
She turned in horror to face him, he twirled his forefinger in the air signaling her to turn around while he wrapped the towel around himself.
Afterwards she faced him.
He was soaked and so was she. There was a light blush on his face which made him resemble a Christmas tree.
Raven blushed. Beast Boy didn't exactly have a physique to brag about, but those hours training in the gym made him good looking enough to get Raven to at least blush at seeing him shirtless, and pant less, and well you get the picture.
"Um…," he said breaking the silence, "Care to explain?"
"Well I," started Raven, "…You should really lock the door you know," she said coldly trying to shift the blame.
Beast Boy laughed, "Oh no you don't Rae, don't try and blame this on me."
"You were the one in the shower," she said crossing her arms over her chest.
Beast Boy glared, "And you were the one who jumped atme when I was in said shower."
"I didn't jump at you," said Raven angrily.
Beast Boy laughed, "Dude Rae I reach for the shampoo and all of a sudden a girl flies through the shower curtain."
Raven groaned, "I tripped."
"On air?"
"On the soap you idiot, you left a bar on the floor."
"Well excuse me Miss. Thing, I'm sorry but you were the one who barged in on me, remember?"
"I thought you were Starfire," said Raven defensively.
Beast Boy made a look of disgust, "Ew…"
Raven glared, "I just wanted to get my stuff idiot. I'm not some sick-o who watches people shower."
"Of course you aren't," said Beast boy nonchalantly.
"You're hopeless."
"Yeah well Rae, could you please remove your self from the bathroom, I'm not wearing anything in case you don't remember."
At this Raven's eyes widened and she blushed embarrassed.
Beast Boy smirked; it wasn't everyday he could get Raven to blush at him. Now he had two choices either A.) Be a gentleman or B.) Be Beast Boy. He was going with the latter.
He smirked smugly, "But you seem intent in watching me in nothing but a towel."
Raven glared and reached for the door knob and pulled. Oh crap.
Raven turned to face him, "I'm locked in."
Beast Boy rolled his eyes, "You probably didn't pull hard enough, you chicks are so weak."
Raven glared, "Speak for yourself green bean."
"Hey," said Beast Boy offended, "I'm no green bean."
That was true. He struck a pose that rivaled that of male models, shirtless and all.
"Then quit degrading women," she snapped through her flushed face.
"Fine it's not women who's weak, it's just you."
Raven glared.
He strutted over to the door and pulled hard on the doorknob. He sweat dropped, "We're err…locked in."
He turned to face Raven's smug look.
She sighed, "So what do we do now, Oh Big Strong Man," she said sarcastically.
"You're the one with all the answers Rae," he muttered.
She rolled her eyes, "Fine. Maybe if you put your foot on the door and I pull we'll be able to get out."
She put her hand on the doorknob, "Ready?"
But Beast Boy was not with her on the plan, "What?" she asked Beast Boy.
He flushed, his cocky demeanor fading, "Uh Rae…I think action would be better best served if I were…err…wearing some form of pants."
"Oh," said Raven quietly releasing the handle.
He stared at her.
"Oh well I'll err turn around."
When he said she could she turned to find Beast Boy clad in his boxers.
She flushed even harder, but he was unfazed.
"What?" he asked curiously.
"N-Nothing, just umm…why aren't you wearing your uniform?"
"Yeah right Rae, I'm still wet, like I'd be able to get the spandex on?"
"Oh right," said Raven now wringing out her cloak.
"Here," he said about toss her the towel.
She backed up, "No way, I know were it's been."
"Hey," said Beast Boy offended, "I washed."
Raven rolled her eyes.
"Ok let's do this," He said clapping his hands and putting a foot on the door.
"1, 2, 3!"
They pulled and the door flew open. Beats Boy and Raven tumbled on top of each other and looked up at he masked eyes they knew only too well.
"I-I thought I'd come back to see if you were...err…finished."
"Bathrooms all yours bro," said Beast Boy popping up and offering his hand to Raven.
Robin nodded slowly and walked in.
Raven sighed. She had a splitting headache, her leader caught her lying on top of Beast Boy, in the shower no less, she had no tea, and no shower. But on the bright side…she glanced at Beast Boy.
Raven looked at Beast Boy, "Shouldn't we have told him about the door?"
Beast boy shrugged, "Eh, maybe Star will fall on him."
Raven let a ghost of a smile fall upon her visage.
"Later Rae," he said winking and started off towards his room.
She watched him go, Yes it was definitely worth it.
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