One fricking day, I, fricking Sammyclassicsonicfan, tumbled out of fricking bed and hauled my fricking butt over to the fricking kitchen. I think I've used the word "frick" enough times for now, so I'll stop fricking using it so you can fricking get back to the fricking story.

Anyway, I was eating my Reese's Puffs cereal with chocolate milk. I considered this one of my "special" days, so I purposefully forgot to take my medication.

For a long time, an interesting idea had been brewing in my mind. What if I could actually take advantage of my signature catchphrase, "frick", and incorporate it into the title of a brand-name commercial product?

My parents had left me unsupervised for a long time, so I had no fear of ranting and screaming my head off. I decided to do it over the phone in a personal discussion with the Gatorade company.

"OKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!" I screamed at the top of my lungs for no apparent reason. "I'm tired of all you fricking haters, and all you fricking trolls, and all you fricking Sonic fan fricks!"

"Whoa, geez, dude, calm down." the operator replied.

"NO!" I yelled. "Because you FRICKING FRICKS just can't ever be QUENCHED. YOUR FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?! YOU FRICKING FRICKS! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?"

"Dude, what the hell are you screaming your face off about?" the operator asked.

"NOTHING!" I calmly replied. "I just want you guys to LIKE! CLASSIC! GAMES! LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE! SONIC!"

"Dude, chill." the operator replied. "Just get to the point."

"WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME?! IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!" I yelled.

"Look, accept the fact that some people don't agree with your idea and just move on." the operator begged me.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FRICKING AGREE WITH ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FRICKING DEALING WITH!?" I yelled at him. I slammed the button on my desk with my bare fist, but it just said "That was easy".

"Look, I know that you're Sammyclassicsonicfan and that you probably forgot to take your medication this morning, but if you go off topic one more time then I'm going to have to hang up."

"OKAY!" I yelled. "I would like to have my own extra-rare limited edition version of Gatorade."

"Well, okay." the operator said. "What'll it be called?"

"FRICKORADE!" I replied. "BECAUSE YOU FRICKING FRICKS JUST CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED!"

A few days later, what do you know? I had my own version of Gatorade and I was making a decent debit-card profit off of it. But it WASN'T ENOUGH!
So I decided to make my own commercial for Frickorade, inspired by my past rants about video games.

"You fricking fricks say 'ohh, Coca-Cola...best drink ever'. AEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHRRAAAAUUUGHGHGHGH! Idiots!
"Please, Sonic fans, I beg of you, please stop supporting Sonic Adventure 3! And support my idea of a 3D platforming Classic Sonic game, PLEASE! Please, all Sonic fans out there, we can assemble, and heal Sonic for good. WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN, to these ADVENTURE fantasizer-zers! These FRICKING fan fricks, we don't have to fricking listen to them!
"So buy Frickorade today, you fricking fricks! Learn that YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! Drink fricking Frickorade today, because without it, your fricking fantasies just can't ever be quenched!
"Why aren't you paying attention to this advertisement? WHY? TELL ME! TELLL MEEE! TELL ME NOWWW! LOOK AT ME!
"Available at any convenience store near you. Comes in four flavors: Fierce Frick, Fricking Frick, Fricky Dicky, and FrickBerry. TASTE THE FRICK!"

My new drink became so incredibly successful that it was actually promoted from limited edition to an official brand. People even started using the word "frick" on public news broadcasts.

My frick-flavored Frickorade had brought fricking order to the fricking world.