Ben 10 Alien Force belongs to MoA, not to myself. If it did, I would get all the collectibles for free instead of having to fork over my various large amounts of moneys for them.
Vilgax wandered the streets of Bellwood for seemingly no real reason one evening. His loyal minion, Psyphon, followed at his heels as was custom. But even he had to question the motivations of his master.
"Master, where are we going, exactly?" Psyphon inquired.
"I have no fucking idea," Vilgax said.
"I love you," Psyphon said.
After a long, awkward silence, Vilgax turned around and punched Psyphon into a nearby house. That house just so happened to be the home of his young archenemy, Ben Tennyson.
"What good luck! This is Tennyson's house." He drew his sword. "Now I shall kill you dead, Ben Tennyson. Then I'll conquer your world and probably rape your mom." He got to the door, tore it off the hinges, took one look at Ben's mom and decided against it. "Maybe I'll do your dad instead. Either way, get out here and FIGHT ME!"
"I'M IN THE FUCKING SHOWER, HANG ON!" Ben screamed from upstairs.
Vilgax sighed. He leaned against the wall and waited patiently for Ben to finish.
"Would you like some coffee, Mr. Vilgax?" Ben's mother offered.
"No," Vilgax grunted.
Psyphon stumbled down the stairs and went to his beloved master's side. "Lord Vilgax...I would do anything for you, my love...I mean, my lord."
"Kill yourself, loser," Vilgax told him.
Psyphon immediately put his laser wrist blaster to his head and fired. A chunk off his head blew off. Luckily for him...in a startling turn of events...he was a cybernetic. "I would do anything for you, my lord," he said in a robotic tone while sparks flew out of the exposed circuitry of his damaged head.
Vilgax did a double take. "Shit, I forgot about that. Why didn't I build you to be less annoying?"
"I'll get that," Ben's mother said cheerfully before hurrying to get a broom and dustpan.
Five minutes later, Ben walked down the stairs wearing only a towel.
"Whoa, hey, this isn't that kind of story," Vilgax said, hands out defensively.
Ben turned into Rath and kicked him in the face, knocking him out the window.
"RATH IS GONNA SLAP YOU WITH HIS ALIEN TIGER DICK...IF HE HAD ONE!" He landed in a crouched position. "WE'LL JUST ASSUME IT'S THERE BUT IT HAD TO BE HIDDEN FROM THE CENSORS."
Outside in the street, Vilgax sat up and rubbed his head. "I'm going to assume it crawled up into your innards in fear once it took a good look at ME!" He got up and smashed through the wall, tackling Rath to the ground.
"HEY, RATH IS WEARING NOTHING BUT A TOWEL, YOU SAID THIS WASN'T ONE OF THOSE STORIES!" he screamed.
"I lied," Vilgax hissed.
They proceeded to have a lot of dirty, forbidden, inexplicable sexual relations right there on the carpet. Psyphon began to cry uncontrollably, the wetness causing his programming to malfunction and his head to explode.
(End?)