My Big Bad Wolf

I do not own Scrubs.

Summary: JD can't sleep. Slash.

All was quiet in the Dorian-Cox apartment. They were laying in bed after a night full of passion. Dr. Cox sprawled out on the bed, with JD next to him. It would be a peaceful night too if not for.

"Newbie, sit still." Dr. Cox growled

"I can't fall asleep." JD whined

"I'm to tired to do it again." Dr. Cox said running his hand over his face

"I didn't want to do it anyway. Don't worry about me." JD growled

"Come here." Dr. Cox said gathering him too him, laying JD's head on his chest

He began to slowly stroke his hair

"Tell me a story." JD whispered

"No Newbie. What are you two?" Dr. Cox growled

"Please." JD pouted kissing him on the chest

"Fine." Dr. Cox moaned

"Once upon a time there was this hockey team. The greatest hockey team ever." Dr. Cox started

"Tell me a real story." JD said

"Once upon a time there was a very girly man of an intern, who fell in love with this very manly, good looking attending." Dr. Cox started

"I already know our story." JD whined

"Once upon a time there was this girl who wore a red hooded dress, who lived with her mom and dad. One day the mom asked the girl, little Red, to take some home made soup to her grandmother." Dr. Cox said

STORY

Little Red is standing in the kitchen with her parents. We look and see that the mom is Carla. The dad is Turk. Little Red is JD.

"Baby, why do you make him wear that dress? He's not gay." Turk whined

"He's the one who wanted to wear it in the first place." Carla said defensively

"Why are you making him take your mother soup, can't you do it?" Turk asked

"I have important things to do." Carla said

"It's okay dad. I'll be back in time for supper mom." Little Red said kissing Carla on the cheek and walking out the door

Little Red is skipping through the forest. Unbeknownst to her a wolf has been tracking her since her departure. He ran ahead of her though, he already knew were she was going, and he was going to be there when she arrived. Little Red was skipping along, singing to herself. About twenty minutes later she showed up at her grandmother's house. She opened the door to find here grandmother in her bed. She walked over, grabbing a chair, and sat down next to the bed.

"Hey grandma, how are you feeling?" Little Red asked

"What are you doing here darling?" the wolf asked

"I brought you some soup." Little Red answered

"Come closer so I can give you a kiss." The wolf side

Little Red leaned closer.

"Grandma, what big eyes you have!" Little Red exclaimed

"Only the better to see you with my dear." the wolf said sweetly

"Grandma, what a big nose you have!" Little Red exclaimed leaning closer

"Only the better to see you with." The wolf said sweetly

"Grandma, what big teeth you have!" Little Red exclaimed leaning closer

"Only the better to eat you with!" the wolf growled as he bit Little Red's head off

Dorian-Cox apartment

"Hey! That's not how that story goes." JD whined

"It's my story." Dr. Cox said

"Thank you." JD whispered falling asleep

When Dr. Cox was sure JD was asleep he leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"And the wolf and Little Red lived happily ever after."

"I like that ending better." JD muttered

"Shut up, and sleep." Dr. Cox said gathering him closer, kissing the top of his head, and stroked his hair

"Me too Newbie, me too." Dr. Cox whispered smiling