Just so everyone knows, all of the people in this story are human. There are no vampires, so don't make a comment in the reviews about how I made them sound human, cause they are human!

Okay, this is a totally random story, not made to be anything that I randomly wanted to do.

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As I sat in my English class I got extremely bored, so I took out a piece of paper, wrote on it and threw it to Alice, who was only a few seats in front of me.

The letter said(Italics are Bella, Bolds are Alice and regular means it is not part of the paper.):

Hey Alice, are you bored?

Yes! Can you believe that, for the third week in a row, we are going over nouns?!

I totally agree! I think we should boycott anything we find to dumb for our smartness.

Too dumb for our smartness? Honestly Bella.

Uh oh, Edward had gotten a hold of the paper.

Yes Edward, too dumb for our smartness. Got a problem with that.

Oh no no no, I was just saying that if the teacher saw this he wouldn't be very happy.

Edward, do you really care what the teacher thinks?

And now Emmett has it. Sigh.

If he does then he is retarded and I disown him as a brother!

I don't think you can do that without completely taking him out of the family Alice.

Well… shut up!

Whatever Alice.

I'm hungry!

You're always hungry!

So?

Hey Emmett! Can we go get spaghettios, cream corn and hot dogs?

Everybody turned to look at me funny.

I shrugged and kept writing.

When I was younger my mom would always make me spaghettios, cream corn and hot dogs mixed togher, and it was GOOD!

Whatever you say Bella.

Emmett, do me a favor.

Sure Bella, what is it?

Shut up.

I looked up and saw everyone but Emmett was lightly laughing.

Why are all of you laughing?

Yay! Now the whole Cullen family(except for Carlisle and Esme) has written on the paper!

Just read the rest of the paper.

… Hey! That wasn't very nice Bella!

I looked at her confused and wrote,

Who ever said I was nice was retarded, blind and deaf.

I saw Edward look at the wall.

Ha! Edward you said I was nice didn't you?

Then he sighed and wrote his reply.

Yes, I did. Does that mean that I am retarded, blind and deaf?

Yes Edward it does.

I want to go shopping!

I totally agree with that!

I sighed and wrote,

Sure, why not.

Alice got up and squealed until the teacher turned around and she smiled sweetly at him. Of course this worked and he immediately went back to the board.

All of a sudden something came into my head.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring,

Oh god!

Banana Phone!

Not again!

Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying,

Emmett, I hate you for teaching her this song!

Banana Phone! I've got this feeling,

No you don't!

It's so appealing,

No it's not!

For us to get together and sing. SING!

I'm sorry!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!

You should be! I mean god, look at her! She looks like she's gone crazy.

I looked down and noticed that I had been bouncing up and down in my seat with a giddy smile on my face.

I giggled and started a new song.

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Noooooo!!

Well, it's better than Banana Phone… I guess.

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you,

That's great Bella.

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

God, who taught her this song!

That would be me, sorry.

Everyone but me looked at Rosalie in shock.

Are you serious Rose?

Yeah, I wanted to see what she would do when she heard it.

Hey Edward?

Thank god it stopped!

Yes Bella?

Can we go to Disney world?

…Why?

Because I have never been there and I really want to see what it's like.

Well, it's kind of random, but ok. When do you want to go?

Hmm, how about winter vacation since that's just a few days away.

Bella, where did you even get this idea?

Everyone looked at me and I pointed at Mike.

They all looked at me confused so I explained,

Mike is almost spelled mice, which is plural for mouse which is part of Mickey Mouse's name, who is part of Disney.

Before any of them could reply the bell rang and I got out of my seat and walked out the door, leaving the bewildered Cullens behind me.

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Just so you know, I do plan on making another chapter or two with this maybe have them be in trig or something. Oh yeah, and I know that Emmett and Rosalie are both supposed to be older than the others, so they wouldn't be in the same class but I put them there anyways.

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