I do not own CSI! And i also do not own the Oreo Cookie song...even though it is quite funny.
Greg and Sara had gone out to a bar after another tough case. This case involved a whole murdered family, which included a tiny 2 month old infant. They were killed because a woman at the bar was pissed that she couldn't have the guy of her dreams. Greg and Sara had about every kind of drink they could drink tonight, and they had been in for about 2 hours. They were both hammered beyond belief, meaning that they had no idea what they were doing. Suddenly Sara asked, "Hey Greg guess what my faaaaavorite cookie is?" Greg looked across the table to Sara, who was taking a drink of her double shot tequila, and said, "Whaaaaat is your faaavortie cookie Saaaaara?" The two moved their hands to their beers and took a long swig of it before Sara replied, "I like ice coooooold milk and oooooreoooo coooookies." Greg looked at her awkwardly before both of them broke out into a drunken laughter, causing other to look at them awkwardly.
After a few more rounds Sara once again asked Greg a question…again, "Hey Greeeeg do you know the ooooreo milk song?" Greg was taking a drink of his beer when she asked and he just raised an eyebrow to her question. After putting his drink down he broke out in laughter, causing Sara to look at him awkwardly this time. She asked him a haze, "Whaaat's sooo funny Greggooo?" After calming down he said, "There's an oreo song?" Sara nodded her head and then, did the unthinkable, she broke out into the song, "Ice cold milk and an oreo cookie. They forever go together what a classic combination. When a dark delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation like the one and only, creamy, crunchy, chocolate O-R-E-O." That just caused Greg to fall onto the floor laughing. Never in his entire life had he ever thought that Sara Sidle would sing a song like the oreo song.
Greg continued laughing for 5 minutes while Sara just looked at him like he was crazy. After calming down Greg came back up to the table and said, "You haaave to teeeeaaach meee that song." Sara got this childlike look of pure joy on her face and said, "Aaaalright, lets go to your place." Greg and Sara both got up, which took a long time, and lazily walked to the bar tender. He sensed that they wanted to go home so he reached over to the phone and called them a cab. When the two drunken friends reached him he said, "I already called you two a cab, so go wait for it outside. It should be here by the time you two reach the doors," he joked. The two waved goodbye to him and he watched them lazily walk towards the doors.
The two ended up at Greg's house, seen as that was as far as they could afford with most of their money spent on drinks. Sara did teach Greg the oreo milk song, only to have the two of them singing it together in Greg's house.
The next day at work the two walked into the break room together with a bit of a hangover...but not too bad. They plopped down on the couch as the others started talking to each other. Sara started saying softly, "Ice cold milk and an oreo cookie." Greg caught on to what she was doing, "They forever go together what a classic combination," soon they were singing together, not noticing everyone from the break room was watching them, "When a dark delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation like the one and only, creamy, crunchy, chocolate O-R-E-O." They looked at each other and broke out in a laughter which caused them to roll onto the floor, leaving everyone to wonder what went on when they left the lab yesterday.
Please review, i've never done something and tried to be funny so let me know what you thought about it. thank you! :-)