Hee-hee REVENGE
Know what? Yeah, you guessed it- Life's a bitch. And you know what else? That bitch seems to HATE me. Because suddenly everything's gone wrong. And it's making things worse than I ever thought possible.
At first I thought it was just a little bit of bad luck. Now I know that it's just life's hate for me. I mean, I should have realized that when I was sent to Azkaban for "revealing the Potter's secret." But not until Pettigrew showed up again did I know that my life was not something to celebrate. That Pettigrew. What a bastard. It was never his fault. NEVER. It would be wrong to blame something on him. The poor defenseless man. Never did like to admit things. Even if they were good. The credit was always given to someone else. And I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now it is time for my revenge. I will seek him out and make sure that he is in a million little pieces before I leave once again, for Azkaban most likely. Damn that bastard. I WILL kill him before my life is over. He will be gone forever. I won't let him hurt Harry again. James put his trust in me and I will NOT let him down.
There he is... I've found him once more. And this will be the last time he ever speaks in this world. But as I approach him, I think about all the good times we had together. And that I couldn't kill him, the poor man. And how helpless he his. I realize that he only does what he does for attention. Or should I say, anti-attention. He hangs back, thinking how if he gives credit to everyone else for what he does, he won't have to bother with it. It's plain insecurities. But considering what he has caused, I'll chop him up anyways!
(A/N- the following section has been omitted because of extreme strangeness. I wouldn't want you to be thoroughly disgusted or anything!)
LET'S HAVE A CELEBRATION! HE IS DEAD! YAY!!