Don't Cling To Me
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto or any affiliated characters, and if NaruSasu/SasuNaru wasn't so damn canon, I'd have made Sasuke return to Konoha by now. Iactuallywould.
He knew he was trouble.
The blonde had the word 'trouble' written on his forehead. "Don't you realise what an invasion of privacy is?" Sasuke snapped irritatingly as the smug blonde clung to him and nuzzled his cheek. Sasuke, in an attempt to get away from the affectionate boy, shoved his cheek away with his palm, a groan falling from his pale lips.
"Nah, that's for wimps. I'm just showing how much I love you."
"Can you not?"
"Nope."
"Ugh...there really is no winning with you, is there?" Naruto had been clinging to Sasuke for the past hour. In public, this was not tolerated from the Uchiha, and girls around them were giggling behind their hands and staring at the supposed 'couple.' Sasuke hated to admit it, but the longer it went on, the more his stubbornness decreased – and he coudn't bear for Naruto to cling to him anymore. His pride was...to say the least, taking a low blow. He feared that if this went on for much longer, he would be the laughing stock of the entire public's eye. Narrowing his eyes, he sighed and tried jabbing him in the ribs with his elbow, but Naruto just wouldn't move. "Oi, Naruto. I said move. Do you not realise what move, is? Are you that stupid?" How the hell am I going to get off him? It'd be easy if I was Sakura...I could just punch him till he let go of me... he shuddered at the thought, but Naruto's stuck to me like glue. Doesn't he usually try to ask her on a date?
Sasuke got an idea.
What if...
"Ne, Sasuke..."
"What, dobe. I'm kind of busy at the moment." Hiding behind a newspaper awkwardly, that was, as people continued to stare at them, and his hair fell over his eyes.
"I was just gonna as if you'd like to go on a-"
"If you let go of me, we could go on a date."
Naruto widened his eyes and spluttered something awful as Sasuke perked a brow.
"Y-you...you actually...you actually want to-"
"What'd you think I said, idiot?"
"...I was suggesting that we could go on a mission together...like...s-sometime..." Suddenly shy, Naruto poked his fingers together, blushing furiously as Sasuke scooted as far away from him as he could, looking at him curiously, blinking. "But if you want to go on a date, then..."
What have I done? Sasuke groaned as Naruto suddenly glomped him, and the newspaper went flying, knocking his coffee all over onto the ground, soaking the paper and the pavement. An angry, embarrassed Sasuke ended up hitting Naruto over the head for his mistake, but Naruto couldn't help but grin sheepishly, and scratch at the back of his neck.
Looks like he'd be paying for their date, as well.
If it even happened, that is.