Tension
Summary- John is arrested and gets Ianto thrown in prison with him. Don't ask me how, it's one of John's specialties. The two of them are bickering. Fun argument; no plot. :D
Pairings- John/Ianto Frenemies. Ianto/Jack hinted.
Setting- After season 2 episode 1.
Note- I wrote this for fun! This is not my OTP at all. I do like John quite a lot, but I like Ianto x Jack better. Hope you enjoy!
1.
"Eye candy!" Called a voice. "He can help me." Ianto turned around and spotted the one person he never wanted to see again.
"John." Ianto groaned and ran his fingers through his hair while his other hand was on his hip. The posture immediately said 'I do not want to be doing this right now.'
John's guard turned around and glared at Ianto. In a gruff voice he demanded, "You know this nimrod?"
"Nimrod? Humph. You didn't call me that when we were on your bed having amazing- Umph." John said as his eyes widened. "Ouch." The guard smiled as he shook his fist.
Ianto tried to shuffle away when a voice called.
"Oi, Eye Candy! You can't just walk away." Ianto suppressed a sigh and ran his hand through his already-messed-up-hair. Ianto debated on whether to just walk away and pretend he didn't know the nimrod or to- His thought process was interrupted by a gruff voice yelling, "Look, either you know 'em or not. Easy decision kid."
Ianto sighed and said, "Sadly yes. I do know him."
"Admit it, it was the best day of your life." John smirked. Ianto blushed and rolled his eyes. Suddenly rough hands grabbed Ianto and shoved him into the floor.
"On your knees." Came the mystery person's voice. Ianto bunched his face into a confused look. He glared up and John and then at his guard.
The guard gave Ianto a shrug, "Sorry kid, anybody that knows nimrod has to be placed in custody."
Ianto's eyes became slits and he hissed at John, "See, even knowing you is a danger."
John winked, "Of course knowing me is dangerous, it's all part of the job. Of course, the sex is even better." John hinted and smirked at the all too obvious blush creeping into Ianto's cheeks.
"When this is over, I'm so killing you." Ianto threatened.
"Eh. You have a long wait ahead of you."
Both guards rolled their eyes and hit their prisoners in the back of the head, knocking both unconscious.