Somewhere in Canada, in a small apartment, Chef Hatchet was reading a fashion magazine.
"Oh Jennifer Lawrence, you work it girl!" Chef said as he flipped the page.
"Chef guess what?" An out of breath Chris Mclean said as he bursted into the apartment.
"What are you doing in my apartment?" Chef roared as he quickly hid the magazine.
"I have exciting news!" Chris exclaimed.
"What?" Chef sighed.
"Do you know my cousin Craig?" Chris asked.
"The one in jail?" Chef said
"No the other one" Chris said.
"The hobo?"
"No"
"Oh that really weird guy." Chef guessed. "The one at your family reunion. The one with hair all over his body."
"No that was my Aunt Janice." Chris said.
"That was a woman?" Chef asked.
"I know right? No wonder she isn't married." Chris said. "But I'm getting off topic. I'm talking about my cousin Craig, the one who owns the Cruise ship company."
"Oh, the one who is so much richer and more handsome than you?"
"HE'S NOT MORE HANDSOME OR RICHER THAN ME!" Chris yelled.
"Whatever you say." Chef said. "Can you just get to the point already?"
"Of course. My cousin Craig owns a cruise ship company and he said that he needed a new advertising campaign. So I offered to host a new season of Total Drama on one of their ships! This way his company gets more attention and I get more money! It's win win!"
"So I guess I'll give all of the other contestants a call." Chef said. "Which ones do you want?"
"I don't want any of them." Chris said. "I want fresh new faces. I'm tired of the old ones. New contestants will create new drama!"
"Okay I'll send out applications for the new show." Chef said.
"Good. We need to get the wackiest bunch of teenagers out their!" Chris said.
"Okay got it." Chef said "And Chris?"
"Ya?"
"GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!"