Authors note: Slash, randomness, especially in the afternote... read at your own risk!

"Now, now, join in the fun, join in the fun!" The Dark Lord demanded. "Ohy, you!" he snapped, singling out Lucius Malfoy, "Yes, you, dear lord, don't look so scared! Dance or something, lighten the mood!" he demanded.

Lucius Malfoy stared at his lord for several long moments before beginning what could only be described as some sort of insane attempt at balet, needless to say, it wasn't long before he landed on his back.

"Oopsie daisy!" the Dark Lord smiled, pulling the blonde man to his feet before collapsing in a heap, gasping for breath and cluthing at his heart.

Harry's eyes flickered open as he stared up at an anxious Draco.

"How did it go?" the blonde Slytherin asked worridly.

"Perfect," the Gryffindor smirked. "I made Lucius dance… and Voldie… well… the poor bloke won't be recovering too fast," Harry said with a grin.

"You made my father, a Malfoy, dance?" Draco asked, mock disgust in his voice. "I'd have paid to see that," he said with a sheepish grin.

"Mmm," Harry replied, a smile tugging at his lips, "Severus was there," he said with a smirk. "Looking like a great oversized bat, as per usual!"

"13 death eaters arrested last month," Draco muttured dreamily.

Harry seemed to freeze and Draco stared down at him, the look of utter horror in Harry's eyes was worrying.

"Harry… Harry what's wrong? Sweetheart?"

"Ugh… that number…" Harry groaned.

"13?" Draco asked, bemused.

"UGH!" Harry winced. "Have you never heard of triskaidekaphobia, Dragon!"

"Nope," Draco replied honestly with a lopsided grin. "Do you love me?" Draco asked somewhat randomly.

"M-hmm," Harry replied, pulling his boyfriend onto the bed and into his lap.

"Here," Draco said, lifting a purple vial from his pocket.

"What is it?" Harry asked, eyeing the vial suspiciously.

"Aphrodisi--" Draco blushed, "Love potion," he amended immediately.

"Draco Malfoy!" Harry snapped in mock offence. "Are you trying to make me… giddy?" he asked, bucking his hips into Draco.

"Nope…" Draco replied, trying to look inocent.

"Oh? Well, imagine what your godfather would say," Draco said, shaking his head.

"He gave me it," Draco replied, straddling Harry's hips and rocking lightly. "So, how about you show me how well it… works?" he asked before swooping in for a deep kiss.

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Much like Harry and Draco, Neviles toad and Rons rat, Scabbers, mated that night. And produced some sort of evil thing which ate Voldie's nose.

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The only one without a partner was Ginny. Ginny was desperately in love with Harry AND Draco, but neither returned these feelings, so she stayed in her dormitory with a Yaoi DVD of a couple looking like Harry and Draco... maybe this evening wouldn't be so bad, after all...

THE END