OK, here's the set up:
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Akima | Korso | Dhornan
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Stith |Cale | Preed
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DrejQ.|Tek | Gune
Host: Hi and welcome to Hollywood Squares. The game where our contestants try to get three x's or o's in a row to win fabulous prizes!
Audience: *applause*
Host: OK, let's meet our contestants for this special Titan AE edition! First we have Sherrie', the self proclaimed Cale worshippor.
Sherrie': Hi! *waves*
Host: And Amanda who has a fetish for a certain akkrenian!
Amanda: That's right! Preed is so sexy!....Far sexier than that blond dork Cale!
Sherrie': Hey!
Host: Riiiiight,...now let's meet our celebreties!
Stith: Celebrety?! HMPH! Noone even saw our movie!!! And I was only in it for 2 minutes!
Host: As I was saying,.....let's meet our celebreties! First we have AKima, pilot of the Valkerie!
Akima: Hi! Teehee!
Host: Then we have the lovely and talented Stith!
Stith: *waves with a big smile* HEY! *fires blaster* WOO! I love guns!
Preed: Wanna try mine?
Stith: Eww, no!
Preed: *snaps fingers* C'mon! One cock! That's all you need!
Stith: Shut up!!!
Host: Ehem! Next we have the Drej Queen, the most evil being in the universe!
DQ: SDRGBSGSTUDYTWSFGU
Everybody: What?!
DQ: SRTHBSYRUDBUDRY!!!!!!
Host: Whatever...........in the second column we have Joseph Korso, Captain of the Valkerie!
Korso: *busy filing nails* huh, what? Oh right, yeah...I'm the captian! *Pulls out a mirror and combs hair*
Host: Under him we have Cale-
Amanda: Yeah, Cale's always under him! FAG!!!!!
Host: Hush! As I was saying...we have Cale, humanity's last hope!
Cale: I'm the guy with the map!
Sherrie': and the sexy ass!!!!
Host: You hush too!!!
Sherrie': Awww.....
Host: Our next celebrety is Tek, the Vustran scientist!
Tek: *waves....but doesn't smile*
Host: At the top of our 3rd column we have Dhornan, the tall, silent, Qu'utian.
Dhornan:............................................
Host: Next we have Preed....., the akkrenian.
Preed: Hi! I'm single, sexy, and searching!
Amanda: I'll have you hot stuff!
Host: And finally we have Gune! He's crazy but really smart!
Gune: *not paying attention*
Host: GUNE!
Gune: Huh? What did Gune do? Why you yell at Gune?
Host: Nevermind.....well let's get started!
Audience: *applause*
Host: OK Sherrie', since you won the coin toss you go first.
Sherrie: Awesome! I choose Cale!!!
Cale: Kickass! I'm first!
Host: Alright Cale, here's your question, What colour was George Washington's white horse?
Cale: Uuummmmm....rrr.....ehhhh.....oh crap!!!....I know this...it's ummm.......oh yeah, it was blue!
Host: Is that your final answer?
Stith: Wrong show you dolt!!
Cale: Yes....it was blue!
Host: Sherrie'?
Sherrie': UGH!!!.....I'll have to disagree!
Host: Right, the horse was white! O gets the square!
Cale: What? Really?......well I'll be damned....
Host: Amanda, it's your turn.
Amanda: Oh, I'll have Preed! grrrrr!
Preed: OOOOH! rrrowwwlll
Host: Preed, here's your question. Who has bigger breasts? Pamala Lee Anderson or Elizebeth Hurly.
Preed: Hey, that's a trick question. Pamela's aren't real! It's Mrs. Hurley!
MMMmmmm *drools*
Host: OK....
Amanda: I have full confidence in my man. I agree!
Host: Correct! X gets the square!
Amanda: Sweeeet!
Host: Sher, it's your turn.
Sherrie': I'll go with Dhornan. He's too cool!!!
Host: Dhornan, what is 59+10?
Dhornan:..........You offend me with your easy question human! IT's 69!
Preed: Woohoo! 69!
Amanda: YEAH!
Sherrie': ALRIGHT!!!!..............I agree.
Host: O gets the square!
Sherrie': I'm kicking your butt Amanda!!!
Amanda: Whatever.....I choose Akima.
Host: Mmkay...Akima, who won the Superbowl in 1998?
Akima: Whaaaat? *twirls hair* Like....I don't know...ummm...the Denver Broncos?
Amanda: Obviously she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about. I disagree!
Host: Wrong! O gets the square!
Amanda: What the hell? Akima, you suck!
Sherrie': YES!
Akima:....sorry...
Sherrie': I'll go with the Drej Queen for the win.
Host: Drej Queen....balence this equation: O2Na6 - Au3OH3
DQ: YTUWERUPRTHSGHTH!
Sherrie': Huh?
DQ: TYKDSPGSHJKSTUOJHR!!!!!!!
Sherrie': Hey no fair! hmmmmm....I guess she's smart.....I agree.
Host: Are you sure...?
Sherrie': Ummm...well....ah, no...OK, I disagree....wait, no no no, I agree......yes I agree.
Host: Ohhh....I'm sorry. You should have disagreed..X gets the squre!
Sherrie': damn....
DQ: RTYUPPTYWEFGH?!!
Amanda: My turn! I choose Stith!
Stith: *bitchy* It's about frickin' time!!!! *fires blaster again*
Host: Stith, what Australian marsupial-
Stith: WHAT?!!! I'm not a goddamn kangaroo! DIE!!!
Host: You didn't let me finish...
Stith: Uh nononononononono! I can see exactly where this is going!
Host: Calm down or you aren't getting paid...
Stith: Owww....ooops, sorry.
Host: ehem...what marsupial is known for it's overwhelming cuteness and tree climbing abilities?
Stith: Oh..............that would be a koala.
Amanda: I agree.
Host: Correct!
Amanda: Kick ass!
Sherrie': *grumbles* I'll go with Korso...
Host: Joseph, so what is it boxers or briefs?
Korso: Huh? What kind of a stupid question is that?
Host: Answer it!
Korso: Uh no! *looks at Amanda and Sherrie'* you two put him up to this didn't you!
Sherrie': *giggles*
Amanda: *giggles*
Host: Answer now!
Korso:.......fine! briefs!
Sherrie': I agree!
Host: wrong!
Sherrie': Are you crazy? How can that be wrong?
Korso: Because I'm free ballin'!!!
Sherre': *rools eyes* Oh I didn't need to know that!!!
Stith: Me either....ewww visual....
Preed: Go Captain!
Korso: Well Cale put me up to it!
*everyone stares at Cale*
Cale:...what?...what? ...It's for later!!!
Akima: Cale! I thought we straitened you out!
Cale: uuh..umm...eh...
Host: Nock it off! Amanda, I believe it's your turn...
Amanda: That it is...I pick Tek!
Host: Good choice! Tek, what has 200 legs and no pubes?
Tek: Hmmm well I'd say 100 akkrenians but I think you are refering to the front row at an N'Sync concert.
Audience: *laughs*
Amanda: That is so true! I agree!
Host: Correct! X gets the square!
Amanda: Yeah!
Host: Ooh look, we have only one square left and there still isn't a winner. This next question will determine who that is! Oh, the suspense!
Stith: *sarcasticly* Oh I can hardly wait!
Sherrie': Geeeee.....I guess I'll go with Gune.
Stith: I guess you will. *rolls eyes*
Host: Gune..
Gune: *is busy playing with a new invention*
Host: GUNE!!!!!
Gune: It's Gune's turn? YAY! *claps hands wildly* Weeee!!!
Host: Gune, your question is, Who's your daddy?
Gune: Gune's your daddy!
Sherrie': That's absurd! No! I disagree!
Host: Nope, I'm afraid the correct answer was, and I quote, "Gune's your daddy!"
Sherrie': Oh this is so stupid!!!
Amanda: Oh yeah I win!!!!! *stick out toungue at Sher*
Sherrie': Well, I didn't want to win anyway!
Amanda: Yeah you did! You're just mad because I kicked your butt!
Sherrie': Oh please...
Amanda: What do I win?
Host: You get a signed picture of Cale's ass!
Amanda: Holy crap! What kind of a prize is that? Can I have a picture of Preed's ass instead?
Sherrie': I want it!
Amanda: Fine! Take it! This sucks!!!
Sherrie': Woohoo! *dances*
Amanda: I'm outta here, I have better things to do, like go see The Grinch again.
Preed: I want to come!
Amanda: Sure! Come on hot stuff!
Preed: Cooooming! What should I wear?
Amanda: Nothing!
Preed: Oooo!
Sherrie': Ewwww...
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