Just a little something that I cooked up for all you Jetko fans. Yes it's a song fic and sadly it's not slash, but it's pretty funny and I can sooo see Jet doing this. BTW: Zuko's practicing with his swords. (It'll make more sense why I added this later.) Haha so here it is.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters or the song.
P.s. I cut the opening Rod talking to himself thing. I just don't like it and I don't wanna deal with it.
(Setting: On the refugee ship)
Jet: Oh, hi Li!
Zuko: Hi, Jet.
Jet: Uh, hey Li, you'll never guess what happened to me in the hallway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me and he was being real friendly. And, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay.
Zuko: So, uh, why you tellin' me this? Why should I care? I don't care? What did you have for lunch today?
Jet: Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Li...
Zuko: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to practice.
Jet: Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Li. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Zuko: Well, I do not want to talk about it, Jet. This conversation is over.
Jet: Yeah, but Li...
Zuko: OVER!
Jet: Well, okay. But just so you know...
If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway
Zuko: Argh.
Jet:
Because you see
if it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
...but I'm not gay.
Zuko: Jet, please, I am trying to concentrate...What?
Jet:
If you were queer
Zuko: Ah, Jet.
Jet:
I'd still be here
Zuko: Jet, I am trying to concentrate on my sword fighting.
Jet:
Year after year
Zuko: Jet!
Jet:
Because you're dear to me
Zuko: Argh!
Jet:
And I know that you
Zuko: What?
Jet:
Would accept me, too
Zuko: I would?
Jet:
If I told you today,
"Hey, guess what, I'm gay".
...but I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with you
Zuko: Swing to the left, block the right…..
Jet:
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Zuko: Jet, that is gross!
Jet: No, it's not
If you were gay
Zuko: Argh.
Jet:
I'd shout horray!
Zuko: I am not listening.
Jet:
And here I'd stay
Zuko: LA LA LA LA LA!
Jet:
But I wouldn't get in your way
Zuko: AAAAH!
Jet:
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's okay
You we're just born that way
And as they, it's in your DNA
You're gay.
Zuko: I AM NOT GAY!
Jet:
If you were gay.
Zuko: ARGH!
That's it. Hope it made you smile as much as me and that the sword fighting part made sense. Anyways I love reviews. Come on, make my day and review.