…)X Where is my mind, lately? DX

"GAMZEE, WHERE IN FUCK'S NAME ARE YOU TAKING ME?"

"ShHhH!" Gamzee cupped a hand over his friend's mouth. "MaN, yOu'Re GoNnA rUiN iT, mAn!"

Karkat kept a frustrated look as Gamzee guided him through a dark, secret passageway that lay between the walls of their base. Karkat was also in the middle of chatting with Terezi, so he hoped whatever Gamzee called him for was worth it.

"GAMZEE, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME DOWN THIS-"

Gamzee put a hand over his mouth again. He gave a wide grin as he glanced toward a tiny hole in the wall ahead, where a light was poking out. "Check it out, man!" He said in a very low whisper. "It's Nepeta Leijon… BaThInG!"

"WHAT-" Gamzee quietly approached the hole, with Karkat behind him. A wide smile on his face, Gamzee peeked into the hole. Karkat peeked in beside him. His eyes and mouth widened. On the other side, Nepeta Leijon was on her bed, licking her skin. "WHAT THE-"

"I kNoW! iSn'T iT mOtHeRfUcKiN' aWeSoMe? !"

"I KNEW SHE WAS A CAT GIRL, BUT I…I DIDN'T THINK SHE ACTUALLY-"

They stared for a few seconds as Nepeta "cleaned" her legs.

"ShE's JuSt So MoThErFuCkIn' BeAuTiFuL." Gamzee said.

"GAMZEE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRAGGED ME DOWN HERE TO-…" Karkat stopped himself, glancing through the hole. "TO-…" He couldn't focus. Karkat liked what he was seeing. "WHOA, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL… I-I THINK I'M…"

Suddenly, Nepeta stopped bathing, hearing a strange sound. Her ears twitched as she followed the source of the sound. She took notice of the tiny hole in her wall, immediately finding Gamzee's eye peeping through. "REOOOOOOWWW! ! !"

"Oh, NePeTa WhAt A pLeAsAnT sUrPrIsE!"

Nepeta grinded her teeth, looking furious. "GRRRR, you sneaky little mice! REOOOWW!"

"AAH! RUN!" Karkat screamed as Nepeta began tearing down the wall with her claws. Gamzee was caught in the cat girl's paws as Nepeta angrily began scratching his skin.

"HONK HONK, LITTLE MOUSE, HONK HONK."

Karkat hurriedly made his way out of the secret passage beneath the floor tile and closed it, breathing heavily. "H3y, K4rk4t-"

"WAAAH!" Karkat screamed when Terezi appeared behind him.

"Wh4t w3r3 you do1ng?"

"OH, I WAS JUST, UH, INSPECTING THE FLOORS. THIS ONE NEEDS FIXING."

Terezi sniffed her leader, who looked worried. "You sm3ll d1rty, K4rk4t. You'r3 ly1ng."

"I-I'M NOT LYING."

"You 4r3 gu1lty of som3th1ng. 4nd 1 w1ll f1nd out."

"UM, TEREZI, WHAT'RE YOU-" Terezi grabbed the male troll's wrist and began dragging him away. "NO! TEREZI PLEASE! NOT THE PLUSHIE COURT, TZ! PLEEEAASE ANYTHING BUT THE PLUSHIE COOOUURT!"

Shortly afterward, Nepeta climbed out of the secret passage, brushing her paws off. Gamzee slipped out of there later, his clothes torn up. "ThAt WaS mOtHeRfUcKiN' aWeSoMe."

Yeeah… this is what happens when I have writer's block. XP Lol I figured if Nepeta's a cat girl, she must do "cat baths", and Gamzee would wanna get a look at that. XP I'm not really sure who I wanna pair Gamzee or Nepeta with, that was really just for fun. XP Oh yeah, tomorrow's my birthday… and that's what I write. XP Well, time to try and write my real stories. L4t3r.