Written by Eeomatrix
As always, the characters do not belong to me. Goku and Freeza belong to whoever owns DBZ, and it's animators, and the Q Continuum, Q and Q all belong to Paramount. Tenchi Muyo OVA and all related characters belong to Pioneer (sadly, with only Americanized personalities on all characters, not lucky enough to have a connection or a video capable of playing subbed episodes. Same goes for Goku and Freeza). Now that all the legal claptrap is over, time for the fanfic.
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Chapter 1: KAME-HAME-huh?
The skies of Namek flared with an intensity of fire as the final battle to decide the fate of the galaxy was decided on the dying planet. Super Saiyan Goku dodged the lancing beams of ki tossed out in a frenzied way by the diabolical Freeza with astronomical speed, before disappearing into a blur. Freeza fumed again, scanning the horizon for the blonde haired hyperwarrior with narrowed, stressed, bloody eyes.
"DAMN YOU MONKEY!! GET BACK HERE YOU WEAKLING SAIYAN!!"
Only too happy to acknowledge the tyrants request, Goku emerged in a blur underneath Freeza's chin, scoring a mountain shattering blow to the head of the Changeling. In a frenzy of motion, Freeza dodged the arcing energy from his nemesis, even with the ringing in his ears. "This can't be happening! I am the most powerful warrior in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!" Watching the almost unstoppable transformed monkey coming around for another attack was making the mighty tyrant panic. "I have to think of something to stop this... this PRIMATE!" An aura formed around the changeling's battered body, and he took off, followed by the yellow trail of the pursuing Super Saiyan.
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"It seems that Freeza has some problems keeping up with his opponent."
"It happens. Look at good old Jean Luc. Introduce him to a new race, and he gets all diplomatic. Introduce him to the Borg, and he comes begging at my doorstep."
"You wanna give him a respite? You know, play around with a couple of dimensions or something?"
"Aren't you the one to play... I thought I was the rebel..? I was the one being shot by the Continuum for my ideas."
"Things change, even Q do on occasion."
Q smiled at that. This was going to be their best performance yet.
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In an ordinary situation, Goku would have smiled at the challenge. In this case, the evil force he was fighting was not deserving of such a response. He had three minutes until Namek exploded, and not a second to waste. Goku threw on a burst of extra speed to catch up with Freeza, who did the same and exploded upwards, smashing aside clouds of dust and soot tossed up by the exploding planet. Goku came to a halt, and quickly placed his hands behind his back.
"KAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freeza spun around, and collected a huge amount of ki in his hands, desperate.
"HAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freeza let loose his blast, hoping to strike before the attack in Goku's hands could reach it's final deadly fury.
Goku smirked, scanning the slow moving blast, sensing the tyrant's rage and fury, knowing that even if the blast hit him, it wouldn't even scratch him. Moving his hands forward, he opened his mouth to utter the final phrase...
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"Now?"
"Now."
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"HUH!?!"
Shock flooded Goku's senses, as his senses was assaulted by the scenery around him. He found himself floating around 20 feet in the air, in a huge bubble of some sort of glass, with two women, one of them screaming and pounding away at his ears.
"You MONSTER!!! Get out of here!! PERVERT!!"
"Hey, actually on second thoughts, he ain't that bad looking, nothing on Tenchi though."
One of the girls seemed to be quite amused by the sudden appearance of this strange floating blonde haired muscular man, and seemed to be, most curiously, in possession of Saiyan like hair. The other, however, was still screaming, and was now the source of many random flying objects, which she seemed to be scrambling for as fast as she could
"Hey, sorry....." Goku paused. "Where the heck am I? Ten seconds ago I was fighting Freeza on Namek, and now, I'm in a womens bathroom?" Goku thought to himself, while ignoring the flying bottles of Sake that were making impacts on his body. "Wait a sec.... maybe... I'm...."
That train of thought was interrupted by a huge stomach rumble. "Jeez, I haven't eaten anything in hours, and I don't really feel like going on a diet now..." Goku set himself down on the nearby rocks, gaining some firm footing. The purple haired girl now seemed to be involved in an argument about the bottles of Sake, with the cyan haired Saiyan type thingy, who was ranting about how much the drink meant to her. The two were obviously drunk, and Goku was wary about talking to the women when they were in this state.
Resuming his normal Saiyan form, Goku set about the task of trying to get these women to actually listen to him. "Ladies..?"
"That comes from my personal stash, Ayeka. You THREW IT AT HIM EVEN THOUGH you KNEW it was mine!!!"
"So!! You've broken so many of my personal items that I've LOST COUNT!!!"
"But it was MY SAKE!!!!
"AND IT WAS MY DRESS YOU TORE"
"DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY TENCHI!!!"
"WHAT DOES TENCHI HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!!??!!!"
The two women, both bright red with fury, sparked electricity between them, but seemed to calm down slightly, now just uttering. For some reason, they both heard each other muttering.
"Grrrr........."
"Grrrr........"
"Hello in there?" Goku probed.
"WHAT!!!!!!!????!!!!" Both women yelled at him, both with an extremely red, aggrivated look on their faces. Unfazed, used to years with Chi-Chi, he continued along the train line to it's final, single minded destination.
"You don't know where I could get some food do ya? I'm kinda hungry."
Ayeka and Ryoko teardropped, and fell flat on their faces into the water.
"Alright...." Ayeka said, spitting out the water in her mouth, "I'll talk to Lord Tenchi. I will see what I can do."
"WHY DO YOU GET TO SPEAK TO TENCHI! IT SHOULD BE MY JOB!!" Ryoko yelled.
Goku couldn't resist displaying a smile, and held back his laughter at the two arguing again. Despite the battle with Freeza, these two had managed to overwhelm any sense of depression he had. He still had to wonder what happened, but in the mean time, he decided, it was best to eat, then he would go back and finish off Freeza. "Never turn down food" was Goku's guiding philosophy, it had guided him through all his fights with the Red Ribbon army, the two Piccolos, Radditz, Nappa, Vegeta, and the Ginyu. He wasn't going to give it up now.
Following the calm, clothed, and now slightly embarrased women, he entered some kind of teleporter that seemed to take them out of whatever this place was. He could have sworn that even as the teleporter claimed them, they were still muttering things about the other under their breath.
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"What did you think of that? Not bad for a first try if I don't say so myself. That Goku definitely caused a stir in there. Even if it was only a small diversion."
"Don't think it's even close to being over. When I introduced Jean-Luc to the Borg, I had no intention of letting it stop there. Same situation here. Our fun has only just begun. Tenchi Masaki, your puny portion of the multiverse is about to become that little bit more crowded."
Well, thats it for the first part. If this thing gets enough positive reviews (not looking for many :D) I'll write the next part. Q hasn't finished with the multverse yet. Try not to flame it too badly, it's my first shot at this sorta thing.
As always, the characters do not belong to me. Goku and Freeza belong to whoever owns DBZ, and it's animators, and the Q Continuum, Q and Q all belong to Paramount. Tenchi Muyo OVA and all related characters belong to Pioneer (sadly, with only Americanized personalities on all characters, not lucky enough to have a connection or a video capable of playing subbed episodes. Same goes for Goku and Freeza). Now that all the legal claptrap is over, time for the fanfic.
________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 1: KAME-HAME-huh?
The skies of Namek flared with an intensity of fire as the final battle to decide the fate of the galaxy was decided on the dying planet. Super Saiyan Goku dodged the lancing beams of ki tossed out in a frenzied way by the diabolical Freeza with astronomical speed, before disappearing into a blur. Freeza fumed again, scanning the horizon for the blonde haired hyperwarrior with narrowed, stressed, bloody eyes.
"DAMN YOU MONKEY!! GET BACK HERE YOU WEAKLING SAIYAN!!"
Only too happy to acknowledge the tyrants request, Goku emerged in a blur underneath Freeza's chin, scoring a mountain shattering blow to the head of the Changeling. In a frenzy of motion, Freeza dodged the arcing energy from his nemesis, even with the ringing in his ears. "This can't be happening! I am the most powerful warrior in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!" Watching the almost unstoppable transformed monkey coming around for another attack was making the mighty tyrant panic. "I have to think of something to stop this... this PRIMATE!" An aura formed around the changeling's battered body, and he took off, followed by the yellow trail of the pursuing Super Saiyan.
________________________________________________________________________________
"It seems that Freeza has some problems keeping up with his opponent."
"It happens. Look at good old Jean Luc. Introduce him to a new race, and he gets all diplomatic. Introduce him to the Borg, and he comes begging at my doorstep."
"You wanna give him a respite? You know, play around with a couple of dimensions or something?"
"Aren't you the one to play... I thought I was the rebel..? I was the one being shot by the Continuum for my ideas."
"Things change, even Q do on occasion."
Q smiled at that. This was going to be their best performance yet.
________________________________________________________________________________
In an ordinary situation, Goku would have smiled at the challenge. In this case, the evil force he was fighting was not deserving of such a response. He had three minutes until Namek exploded, and not a second to waste. Goku threw on a burst of extra speed to catch up with Freeza, who did the same and exploded upwards, smashing aside clouds of dust and soot tossed up by the exploding planet. Goku came to a halt, and quickly placed his hands behind his back.
"KAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freeza spun around, and collected a huge amount of ki in his hands, desperate.
"HAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Freeza let loose his blast, hoping to strike before the attack in Goku's hands could reach it's final deadly fury.
Goku smirked, scanning the slow moving blast, sensing the tyrant's rage and fury, knowing that even if the blast hit him, it wouldn't even scratch him. Moving his hands forward, he opened his mouth to utter the final phrase...
_____________________________________________________________________________
"Now?"
"Now."
_____________________________________________________________________________
"HUH!?!"
Shock flooded Goku's senses, as his senses was assaulted by the scenery around him. He found himself floating around 20 feet in the air, in a huge bubble of some sort of glass, with two women, one of them screaming and pounding away at his ears.
"You MONSTER!!! Get out of here!! PERVERT!!"
"Hey, actually on second thoughts, he ain't that bad looking, nothing on Tenchi though."
One of the girls seemed to be quite amused by the sudden appearance of this strange floating blonde haired muscular man, and seemed to be, most curiously, in possession of Saiyan like hair. The other, however, was still screaming, and was now the source of many random flying objects, which she seemed to be scrambling for as fast as she could
"Hey, sorry....." Goku paused. "Where the heck am I? Ten seconds ago I was fighting Freeza on Namek, and now, I'm in a womens bathroom?" Goku thought to himself, while ignoring the flying bottles of Sake that were making impacts on his body. "Wait a sec.... maybe... I'm...."
That train of thought was interrupted by a huge stomach rumble. "Jeez, I haven't eaten anything in hours, and I don't really feel like going on a diet now..." Goku set himself down on the nearby rocks, gaining some firm footing. The purple haired girl now seemed to be involved in an argument about the bottles of Sake, with the cyan haired Saiyan type thingy, who was ranting about how much the drink meant to her. The two were obviously drunk, and Goku was wary about talking to the women when they were in this state.
Resuming his normal Saiyan form, Goku set about the task of trying to get these women to actually listen to him. "Ladies..?"
"That comes from my personal stash, Ayeka. You THREW IT AT HIM EVEN THOUGH you KNEW it was mine!!!"
"So!! You've broken so many of my personal items that I've LOST COUNT!!!"
"But it was MY SAKE!!!!
"AND IT WAS MY DRESS YOU TORE"
"DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY TENCHI!!!"
"WHAT DOES TENCHI HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!!??!!!"
The two women, both bright red with fury, sparked electricity between them, but seemed to calm down slightly, now just uttering. For some reason, they both heard each other muttering.
"Grrrr........."
"Grrrr........"
"Hello in there?" Goku probed.
"WHAT!!!!!!!????!!!!" Both women yelled at him, both with an extremely red, aggrivated look on their faces. Unfazed, used to years with Chi-Chi, he continued along the train line to it's final, single minded destination.
"You don't know where I could get some food do ya? I'm kinda hungry."
Ayeka and Ryoko teardropped, and fell flat on their faces into the water.
"Alright...." Ayeka said, spitting out the water in her mouth, "I'll talk to Lord Tenchi. I will see what I can do."
"WHY DO YOU GET TO SPEAK TO TENCHI! IT SHOULD BE MY JOB!!" Ryoko yelled.
Goku couldn't resist displaying a smile, and held back his laughter at the two arguing again. Despite the battle with Freeza, these two had managed to overwhelm any sense of depression he had. He still had to wonder what happened, but in the mean time, he decided, it was best to eat, then he would go back and finish off Freeza. "Never turn down food" was Goku's guiding philosophy, it had guided him through all his fights with the Red Ribbon army, the two Piccolos, Radditz, Nappa, Vegeta, and the Ginyu. He wasn't going to give it up now.
Following the calm, clothed, and now slightly embarrased women, he entered some kind of teleporter that seemed to take them out of whatever this place was. He could have sworn that even as the teleporter claimed them, they were still muttering things about the other under their breath.
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"What did you think of that? Not bad for a first try if I don't say so myself. That Goku definitely caused a stir in there. Even if it was only a small diversion."
"Don't think it's even close to being over. When I introduced Jean-Luc to the Borg, I had no intention of letting it stop there. Same situation here. Our fun has only just begun. Tenchi Masaki, your puny portion of the multiverse is about to become that little bit more crowded."
Well, thats it for the first part. If this thing gets enough positive reviews (not looking for many :D) I'll write the next part. Q hasn't finished with the multverse yet. Try not to flame it too badly, it's my first shot at this sorta thing.