The REAL Grinch
As you know The Grinch was a real idiot. One day he was with his buddies and they decided to to kill
Santa for a good laugh.
"Umm like let's like kill the fat ass!" One grinch said.
"Are you crazy why not all four," Bucktooth Grinch explained then shrugged when everyone stared at
him.
"Well it's sort of hard when there is already one you jerk!" Another Grinch said.
So with that it was off to the North Pole, or New York. Driving off on motorcycles the Grinch's wore
their pridefull green leather jackets which was weird because most people thought the jackets were made
from Grinch skin. Well they drove off anyway. In New York they found a Red Cross Santa, the lead
Grinch pulled out his dubble-barrel shotgun and pointed it to the fake santa's head.
"Give me the cash!" The leader ordered. The Red Cross worker scrambled and gave the money to the
leader.
"W-wow a penny heehee!!" Bucktooth Grinch said once again getting a bad response.
"Oh what the hell I'll shoot you too!" The leader said shooting the Red Cross worker.
"You shoot ass!" Bucktooth complemented.
The Grinchs took the money and smuggled it in a bag made out of Grinch skin. (Beats me why they did
it!) The Grinchs drove off in Grinch Davidsons and midway they got cold and their bikes broke down. A
kind Red Cross worker picked them up, well he thought he was but when he saw that they were that
weird speichies he thought he'd rather drive off and leave them. The Grinchs had a better idea. The tires
and took over. When they noticed hundreds of Red Cross members in the van they forced the workers
out. To their suprise the Red Cross workers took out machine guns and forced the Grinchs out instead.
"Yo get out freaks," The driver said pointing a gun in their general direction.
"Yeah, yeah we only wanted to be friends," The leader said putting his hands up and walking out of the
car. Then the Who family car drove by and stopped to see what happened. Amazed the adults stole
the money from the Grinchs and gave it to the Red Cross.
Mr. Who wrote a newspaper article on the incident. He twisted it that the Grinchs gave the money
out of goodwill to the Whos and the Red Cross wasn't even there. Dr. Suess read the article and wrote
the story you know today!
Disclamer: I don't own the Grinch, Red Cross, the Who's and maybe other things along the way.
As you know The Grinch was a real idiot. One day he was with his buddies and they decided to to kill
Santa for a good laugh.
"Umm like let's like kill the fat ass!" One grinch said.
"Are you crazy why not all four," Bucktooth Grinch explained then shrugged when everyone stared at
him.
"Well it's sort of hard when there is already one you jerk!" Another Grinch said.
So with that it was off to the North Pole, or New York. Driving off on motorcycles the Grinch's wore
their pridefull green leather jackets which was weird because most people thought the jackets were made
from Grinch skin. Well they drove off anyway. In New York they found a Red Cross Santa, the lead
Grinch pulled out his dubble-barrel shotgun and pointed it to the fake santa's head.
"Give me the cash!" The leader ordered. The Red Cross worker scrambled and gave the money to the
leader.
"W-wow a penny heehee!!" Bucktooth Grinch said once again getting a bad response.
"Oh what the hell I'll shoot you too!" The leader said shooting the Red Cross worker.
"You shoot ass!" Bucktooth complemented.
The Grinchs took the money and smuggled it in a bag made out of Grinch skin. (Beats me why they did
it!) The Grinchs drove off in Grinch Davidsons and midway they got cold and their bikes broke down. A
kind Red Cross worker picked them up, well he thought he was but when he saw that they were that
weird speichies he thought he'd rather drive off and leave them. The Grinchs had a better idea. The tires
and took over. When they noticed hundreds of Red Cross members in the van they forced the workers
out. To their suprise the Red Cross workers took out machine guns and forced the Grinchs out instead.
"Yo get out freaks," The driver said pointing a gun in their general direction.
"Yeah, yeah we only wanted to be friends," The leader said putting his hands up and walking out of the
car. Then the Who family car drove by and stopped to see what happened. Amazed the adults stole
the money from the Grinchs and gave it to the Red Cross.
Mr. Who wrote a newspaper article on the incident. He twisted it that the Grinchs gave the money
out of goodwill to the Whos and the Red Cross wasn't even there. Dr. Suess read the article and wrote
the story you know today!
Disclamer: I don't own the Grinch, Red Cross, the Who's and maybe other things along the way.