Fish-e: Okay! Hi guys!

Liz: *yawns* why the hell are you writing this right now?

Patty: murfum gurfum giraffe gruphum kid murwed sis waluphly *continues during ENITRE story*

Fish-e: Hell-ooooooo! I had caffeine! It's like, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really late… yahoo!

Happy:*yawn*Coffee. Now.

Fish-e: Righty-o! LIZ! GET THE CAT SOME COFFEE!

Liz: You don't have to yell I'm right here!*goes to get coffee any way*

Fish-e: OoooH, Happy!

Happy: *groans* Yes Fish-chick?

Fish-e: Read this or DIE *says all with really creepy smile on face*

Happy: You're scarier than Jellal you know….

Fish-e: JUST READ!

Happy: yes miss! Right away Miss! Fish-egirl owns nothing but the story(s)! NOTHING!

Fish-egirl: GOOD KITTY. GoooooooooooD KITTY.

Happy: I'm scared…..

Liz: What I mis- *turns around* never mind...*leaves head*

Happy: Wait take me with you! Take me with you!

Nosebleeds

The mage attacked.

Then, nothing. Natsu didn't feel anything. He didn't feel the blow. Why? He had to know.

He opened his eyes.

First one.

Then had to open the other.

Lucy had taken the blow. Lucy. Poor, Defenseless, Lucy!

It hadn't really hurt her per say. (Though it would have hurt Natsu in his current state.)

But the blow HAD blown her top clean off.

Natsu got a nosebleed…The mage got a nose bleed…Happy got a nosebleed….

*Slap*

*Slap*

*Slap*

All three were in the hospital for weeks.

Happy: HELP!

Fish-e: *ZZZZZZZZ* Kitty! Stop squirming!

Happy: Help!

Fish-e: Stay murmer murmer Stay murmer Stay tuned! *ZZZZZZZZ*

Happy: HELP! GASP! SHE'S SUFOCATING ME! GASP!

Patty: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ