1.) Okay, a word of warning: THIS STORY IS VERY, VERY ILLOGICAL. It isn't supposed to make sense, and it isn't supposed to accomplish anything besides freeing me from my writer's block.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fate/Stay Night
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Baseball and Boxing
"How rude," said Rin, taking Tohsaka Pose #1: left hand on right elbow with right finger pointed skyward. In the midst of the Fifth Holy Grail War, Shirou, Rin, and Saber were out on a date, doing all sorts of time-wasting things such as hitting home-runs at the batting cages. At that moment, the pig-tailed magus and the orange haired boy were having a verbal duel."Batting doesn't equal strength. Even a girl can hit a baseball if the swing speeds and the angles are right!"
"But that's only for the first few pitches," countered Shirou, trying to not look into those piercing blue eyes of hers. "The problem is after that. Your arm would cramp up from overuse. Since it didn't, that would mean that you exercise your arm muscles frequently. Hmm... do you do push-ups or something before you go to bed? That's the only reason that I can think of." Rin started to get a little flustered, her cheeks gaining an extra shade of pink.
"...I-I do, along with my daily morning jog. Is that bad?" When the Tohsaka heir said "daily morning jog", Shirou fell into a deep reverie...
...At the sound of trumpets, Rin runs out of her house, punching at thin air. As she jogs past hobo fires, she's tossed an apple. While running, she says, "Absolutely!", continuing her jog. Jogging on the bridge connecting Shinto to Miyamachou, Rin remembers her bed-side push-ups, Archer hovering above her, yelling, "You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!"
Shaking the memories out of her head, the pig-tailed magus focuses on her riverside run. After a while, her target destination comes into view: the Church. She puts her all into the last flight of steps, and once she finally made it up to the hill, she raises up her hands in victory, jumping up and down...
"Bwahahaha!" laughed Shirou, tears pouring from his eyes at the mental image of Rin Balboa. Rin's frown deepened, her hair starting to float. Once the magus' fist started shaking, Saber wisely backed away, choosing to steal a dumpling or ten while the two were having their spat.
"You insensitive jerk!" cried Rin, Reinforcing her arm as she launched her fist at Shirou's jaw. Connecting, Rin uppercut Shirou into the blue sky above, yelling, "Naru Punch!"
"Hiwo (Shirou)!" hollered a concerned Saber, mouth full of sandwiches.
Footnotes:
1.) Shirou's daydream: A spoof of the first Rocky's training montage.
2.) Naru Punch: A reference to Love Hina
2.) I hope that you've enjoyed my nonsensical one-shot. If you did, please add it to your favorites, and review!
Goodbye!