Hi guys. Sorry about my other fic, but I just completely lost track of what I was doing there. Anyway, this is just something random I thought of that is just for fun, kinda like those Murphy's Law people. They are in no particular order, just whatever the hell I think up on the spot.

Shinobi (Un)Official Guidebook: Page(1)

1. If your normal superior officer is unavailable during a conflict, contact the youngest superior you can find. Why? Because if they are your age or younger, AND are your superior, they probably know what they are doing.

2. If fighting alone, feel free to shoot off as many dangerous techniques as you can. But, when fighting with teammates or allies, AIM DAMN IT!

3. When engaging enemy shinobi, always keep in mind that

A) The first strike is 90% ALWAYS a trap.

B) They might be stronger or outnumber you despite your information regarding so.

and C) You both want to get this over with so you can leave.

4. If becoming an interrogator, keep in mind that your targets hate you just as much as you hate them.

5. Missing Ninja are always stronger than one regular ninja, but a team of regular ninja is stronger than any Missing Nin. Exceptions are S-Ranked shinobi and the clinically insane.

6. If your enemy is from a clan you've never heard of, overestimate them.

7. Never attempt to learn Fuiinjutsu(Seals) by your self. 70% of the time, self-taught sealsman blow themselves up.

8. If your teammate is being attacked with deadly force, save him/her. Exceptions are douche-bag teammates. If one of those is being attacked, push them out of the way enough that they don't die.

9. Prodigies are overrated. No exceptions.

10. Having a nickname automatically boosts your ego, self esteem, and worth to the village by 50%. Exceptions are retarded nicknames, like Bob the Fuck-up.

11. Cloaks have many uses, advantages and disadvantages. Decide which is most useful before buying one.

12. Don't be a pessimist, that is the only of the four options that can get you killed by your own teammates.

13. Always carry at least your own body weight in weapons. Weights count as weapons. Exceptions are shinobi weighing over 200 pounds, and taijutsu experts.

14. If you have enough chakra, abuse Kawarimi. The sacred log will save you, and piss off your enemies, as well as set up an ambush. Looooggg...Amen.(Only applicable to Leaf Shinobi)

15. Praise the log. Amen. (Only applicable to Leaf Shinobi)

These rules are for laughs, and for you to use. Use them in stories if you want, but I want a tiny piece of credit. No exceptions. There will be 15 rules a chapter, and I will most likely update every day, 1~2 times, unless I run out of rules.