The Rents

Hey. Wondering who the rents are? Well they are my parents. This whole entire book is about the rents. Better get intresting because, it's a long story.

Chapter 1:

The rents. My rents are terrible people they make me want to run away from home. I don't know should I runaway or stay. I swear they don't even treat me like i'm there. All they care about is there stupid other 4 kids. Well this is the story my mom divorced my dad then re-married Nicholas Smith. My step-father, a very strict, mean one at that. So that's just the beginning. As I basically just said- I have four siblings. There names are Jim, Andrew, Tyler, Micah, Jennifer, and me.

I don't really want to tell you my name. It's sacred to me and my mom's side of the family. Nick is really mean and annoying. All he tells me twenty-four/seven is clean your room (when it's already clean), wash the dishes (when there already washed), put up the dishes (when it's already done), take out the trash (when it's already done), and sweep the floor (when it's already done). That's my life all the time. I don't even understand it.

Okay well you gotten deep enough in my diary to know that my name is Maximum Ride Martinez-Smith. Yes I know it's a long name. But like i said my mom did re-marry (to that evil thing she calls her Snookie boo) just thinking about that gives me the "icks" it's so disgusting. I wish she never would have re-married. Now really though I have l about 9 siblings; four siblings from my mom and dad, then five from that evil thing, and his other wife. Who divorced he's sorry butt. That's hilarious. I always run away to her to get my joy. OHHHH! Did I tell you I have this really big crush on this guy. But, I'm pretty sure he hasn't even noticed anybody, except this one girl and guy. The guy is another one of my friends named Iggy. He has no last name or he just doesn't tell people. One day I will find out what his real name is. I will accomplish at least that. So well that's it really. I don't really know what to tell you about him. Well, I do have some information about him like; he's cute, he's funny, and he's really HOT! (like a summers day.)

Hey I'm Fang I know you have probably heard information about me from Max, but I found her diary and she doesn't know it and expect it to stay that way. I really like her, but I don't want her to find out. Soooo…I sadly have to erase this. So say bye-bye to me.

THAT STUPID DREAMY HOTTNESS FANG THINKS HE CAN JUST COME WRITE IN MY DIARY GET AWAY WITH IT THEN ERASE WHAT HE WROTE. What did he tell you, please tell me. I have this big crush on him, and he raided through my diary. OMG? (puzzled) Did he happen to find the things I wrote about him. Omg, this isn't even funny anymore. I don't want to go to school tomorrow. I'm going to vomit. I'll be back momentarily.

SORRY THIS PERSON HAS LOGGED OUT. I'M VERY SORRY. GOOD BYE!