One day Hamtaro woke up earlier then Laura so he decided to explore the new giant black building that had just appeared right across the street. First he went threw the little hole in the wall behind the bed, in which Laura was sleeping in. Then he ran sled down the rain drain pipe and snuck across the road while repeatedly saying "tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki." Hamtaro finaly got across the road and read the big black sign which said "biological mutation lab." Hamtaro reacted at this sign by saying "bioswoggile mushroom lab? I've never heard of that dog before, Yay another adventure awaits just like in my other cliché episodes yay! So Hamtaro ran up to big intimidating doors.
Upon getting there he started chewing on the doors until a big guy, apparently very disturbed and shuddering as if he saw something nasty, ran out and hurled in a garbage can. Hamtaro thought to himself "Wow that dog must be ugly to make somebody hurl" so right before the doors shut Hamtaro dashed in and saw a desk and a metal detector that loks like a door. A girl at the desk directing every body threw the doors and saying hello. Hamtaro jumped in a guys bag and jumped out immediately after going in. Hamtaro started to think to himself "Wow I swear those girls in that magazine, inside the guys bag, looked just like the ones that Laura's dad has in his magazines of which he reads when nobody's around. Hamtaro shuddered and ran threw the door shaped thing at the exact same time as a lady. As soon as he ran threw it made a terrible beeping sound. Hamtaro ran away crying and looked back briefly to see a lady being held down by two police men while the third rummaged threw her bag. Hamtaro was now scared so he just kept on running threw the hall way until he saw the door sign which said "animal mutation sector access restricted so Hamtaro ran threw a doggy door, which was very conveniently beside the door.
As soon as he got threw he got grabbed by a mechanical claw. Hamtaro started screaming "I wanna go home I wanna go home!!!" though this didn't work, it the stuffed him inside a cage with Ocsnard and a duck. Ocsnard immediately said to Hamtaro excitedly "are you liking the fair so far I love it I got free roller coaster ride here heh heh heh heh.
Duck: sorry kid he's in denial he has been for the last three days, so what are you in for mak. Hamtaro blinked as tears welled up in his eyes. "three days........WAHHHHHH!!!" As soon as Hamtaro started to cry a man in a white radioactinve suit approached Hamtaro and the other and breathed deeply.
He grabbed all three of them and hit them on the head with hammer (no they aren't dead) and then stuck all of them inside a pod.
to be continued