32 WAYS TO ANNOY OR PISS OFF NEJI HYUGA

Special thanks to Jessica for supporting me

DISCLAIMER:I do not own naruto or any of it's characters.

1. Cut off a chunk of his hair

2, Call him Neji-chan (what? His hair's so long there won't be much of a difference!)

3. Tell him Lee managed to squeeze out some genjutsu

4. Watch him go and verify it and laugh when he finds out it's not true

5. When he starts his destiny speech read comics

6. When he's done ask him to repeat it

7. While he's repeating, read more comics

8. Do 5,6 and 7 for six hours

9. Watch him freak when he finds out he missed training with Tenten

10. Laugh in his face for not watching the clock

11. When Tenten turns up to scream at him for ditching practice, tell her some branch Hyuga is in love with her

12. Watch him blush

13. Take a picture and show it to Hiashi, Hanabi, Hinata, Team Gai, and Hizashi's dead spirit

14. Show it to everyone in Konoha

15. Send Tenten red roses and say they're from Neji

16. Hug Him

17. Ask him if he's a boy or a girl

18. Tell the fanboys of the world that Neji's gone gay and they have a chance

19. Tell the fangirls that Neji's gay and watch as they try to convert him

20. Randomly yell " NEJI YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU LOOK THROUGH EVERYONE WOMEN'S SHIRT! "

21. Laugh as he runs for his life

22. Steal ALL his clothes and replace them with pink frilly dresses.

23. Take pictures of his now pink closet and get them published with the caption, 'Hyuga Neji's Pink Fetish'.

24.Throw a brick through his window with a ransom note saying unless he wears a pink dress with a tiara in public, he'll never see his normal clothes again.

25.Take hundreds of pictures of him in said dress and tiara and send them to the Akatsuki and the Sand Siblings, along with the rest of Konoha.

26. 'Accidentally' tell his fanboys and fangirls his private IM address and email

27. Get Gai and Lee to scream "YOUTH!" at him for a whole day while hugging him

28. Every time he says something harmless, take the stupidest word, repeat it, and then scream your ass off. (ex: neji: bah bah black sheep... You: sheep... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

29. Randomly yell at him

30. When he tries to kill you run to Tenten crying, telling her neji's trying to kill you

31.pay Gai and Lee to wear a thong in front of neji

32.force him to look

Neji's reaction to Gai and Lee in a thong:

Gai:-does good guy pose-

Neji:-O.o-tries to gouge eyes out-

Lee:-also does good guy pose-youth is amazing

Neji:-jumps out window-aahhhhh

Tenten: nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!

Neji: I'm still alive!

Tenten: yyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Neji:Tenten I -kunai falls out of window hits Neji in heart- -gasp- L…-dead-

Tenten:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neji:X,X-dead-

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PS I have nothing against neji . I am a neji fan girl!