NOTE TO PEOPLE: uh yeah something stupid and pointless awaits if you are brave.
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"Su-san, I didn't know you made candy."
"Mm?" he looks over to the smaller man standing a couple feet away before standing and walking over to him.
"See? It says Swedish fish on the package!" he lifted the bag of candy up for the Swedish man to see.
"T'no, I d'nt mak' c'ndy." he spoke as he took the candy from his 'wife' to look at it closer.
"But it says you did in the name of it." he watched as the taller man turned the bag over and read what was written there.
"Th'se 're mad' 'n Can'd'," his words are accompanied by him turning the package over to show the confused man where he was looking.
"Oh. But what's Canada?" taking the candy back and putting it on a nearby table.
"I d'nt kn'w."
"Oh. Okay."
Somewhere Canada sneezed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bon App te: so here it is. uh yeah I wrote this while on vaction in DC in a car it took longer to type it than to write it. -_-