Herro my friends! I got dis idea when I reviewed someone's JohnKat story! And I have absolutely NO excuse for this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Homestuck or the events that are now manipulated forever.
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Andrew Hussie was a red haired man trying to find a new route to the continent of Freetime to trade some of his time for fun. But the journey was perilous. His crew was tired. He was tired. They were almost out of supplies. But it would all be worth it when they got to Freetime. If they ever got there.
One day, an excited voice shouted into his cabin, "LAND HO!"
Hussie ran out of his cabin and stared at the wondrous land in front of him. "We've finally made it," he said, shedding a tear. But little did he know that this was not Freetime, but a place called Internet.
Internet was inhabited by tribes known as Fandoms. Some looked like normal people, but others looked like aliens. Some wore makeup, others wore elaborate costumes. Some were just weird.
Hussie grinned. He walked up to the Fandoms. They turned all of their attention to him. He took a flag with a green house on it and stuck it into the ground.
"My name is Andrew Hussie," he said, "and I will call this land 'Homestuck.'"
Well that was quite... *thinks* Actually, I'm not sure what the crud I just wrote.
SOMEONE TELL ME!
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