The basics of being in a relationship with a gardevoir.

Hello readers, its me Cj, with some useful information, if you, like myself, find yourself falling in love with your gardevoir. Don't laugh, its possible, it happened to me when I was pretty close to not being able to fall in love with anyone. Well anyway, heres what advice I can give you.

1. Gardevoirs are very emotionally sensitive, thats a given, so check yourself before you wreck yourself, show her some respect, try to understand her pain, I admit, this was hard for me at first, they're so open, I tended to keep my heart locked in a steel safe embeded in the concrete foundation of my steel soul,but you'll learn in time, she'll understand, thankfully with all their grace, they are very forgiving as well.

the most important, they're psychic, ok, that meens, they're psychic, so on no occasion should you ever lie to them, they'll see right through it, and most (atleast mine does anyway), hate being lied yeah, they can also read minds as well, so um, keep the porn on the down low, and do your absolute best not to think of other women or men, if your into that sorta thing.

3. Commitment is key here, if you try to brake this off at any time, (I personally never even thought of doing so, but I've heard stories) your screwed, so um, yeah, if your not completely commited to spending the rest of your life with her, don't even bother starting the relationship to begin with, its best that you just remain in a pokemon\trainer relationship and nothing more.

Well if you can follow those 3 things, your love will be strong, perhaps the strongest there is, for though the flames burn bright, they burn forever, like the flames of a Houndoom, there will be no limits for the two of you. Thats all I have to say, thanks for reading, and um, look out for Forbidden Love Chapter 21, whenever Killa comes up with another idea for an episode.

Killalao: "Seriously? Your going to break the fourth wall in your own story?"

Cj: "Whats wrong with that?"

Killalao: "Wait aren't we supposed to be the same person?"

Cj: "Yeah, its just I'm the you you wish you could be."

Killalao: "Yeah thats true..."

Cj: "Do you even have a girlfriend yet?"

Killalao: "Nope...your me, you should know why."

Cj: "Oh yeah I remember that life, it sucked."

Killalao: "No fucking kidding."

Killalao: "Hey but I still got the guns!"

Cj: "Wait, did your Phoebe ever get to Unova?"

Killalao: "Um yeah, I finally figured out how to get her off the roms."

Cj: "Atleast you did something cool..."

Cj: "See yah, Phoebe's calling."

Cj left the room.

Killalao: "I never knew I was such an asshole."

THE END