Coffee Shop

Author's Note

Inspiration came from the usual cliché stories that seem to pop up in my head.

Summary: A simple trip to a coffee shop. A random meeting between a girl and a pervert.

Sango scattered through her stuff, looking for her old Aerosmith albums. "Where the hell did I put the CDs?" she asked herself, just as her boss passed by her office cubicle.

"Looking for something, Ms. Hiroshi?" the "devil who wears revealing tops" boss asked as she smirked. "Might that be.. Permanent Vacation and Pump?" she asked sarcastically while holding both albums in her hand.

"I'll give you a permanent vacation if you don't do your work and listen to this type of music!"

Sango glared at her boss and snatched the albums and kept it in her drawer.

"Now, get me some coffee!" she ordered as she trailed along to other cubicles.

"And I'm supposed to use my own money?" Sango thought as she clutched her fists.

She got up, grabbed her purse, office tag and left the office.

Just as she left, the boss called out; "Sango! Make that a muffin!"

Sango was adjusting her office tag when she bumped into a couple about their 60s. "Sorry." she apologized as she bowed and left off.

"My love life sure isn't updated recently." she thought as she sighed. "Ever since he left me."

Sango crossed another road, almost reaching the coffee shop. A few minutes later, she finally arrived at the entrance. Not realizing there was someone else at the other end of the door, she was pushed to the ground by the door opening by itself. Or by a special someone.

"Oh shit. I'm so sorry, miss!" Miroku apologized as he pulled Sango up. She was merely hurt, just a scrape on her elbow. Miroku took advantage of this and did what he does. Grope a woman's behind.

Sango screamed and slapped the heck out of Miroku, causing him to collide into another person. The guy glared and uttered a "Feh."

"Gomen, gomen! My hand just slipped." Miroku chuckled as he rub his head.

"So, you are?" Miroku asked Sango politely, taking an opportunity to introduce himself. "I'm Miroku."

"Sango."

"Since I made you fall and all, would you mind if I buy you a cup of coffee and a muffin? My treat." Miroku offered pleadingly. He did his signature puppy eyes and Sango giggled.

"Whatever. Better make it fast." Sango agreed, and smiled.

And thus they entered the coffee shop, which was perfectly named First Date.

Well, let's just say it all went well for both Miroku and Sango. It was all coffee and muffins with a few additional slaps.

And a forgotten boss.

Author's Note : Hope you enjoyed reading this sappy one-shot.

The guy glared and uttered a "Feh." Guest appearance by Inuyasha.

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