'Twas a long, time ago. A land of odd creatures and people, a place that could only exist in dreams. However, this place is as real as the air around you. A town with people living like you and me, in a world full of peace and love. Isolated from us, they lived in peace and harmony, unknown to us, and at the same time, we were unknown to them. This town is known as "Outcast Town". Outcast Town is a town full of exotic people and animals, and even the streets are paved with strange items. They were gentle, and treated everything like it belonged to everyone. But one day, a day just like every other day, three popular people from our world, came and saw this exotic land. Their peace was disrupted, by these three aliens that came to their peaceful town of outcasts. And once a calamity ever so great, occurred when our two worlds, met by mistake…

"Muds, do yeh' even know where we're goin'?" questioned 2D, on the long stretch of highway. They had just recently come back from a spectacular concert. At first, the drive seemed like a piece of cake. But now, it seemed it could like carrying a boulder up an icy mountain. Murdoc gripped the steering wheel tightly. They had been driving for several hours, and when they should've arrived at Kong Studios at 11:30 pm, it was now 1:36 am, and they looked like they were nowhere near home. In fact, signs of civilization were not even around. They left the city they were in about an hour back, but Murdoc might have taken a wrong turn, since the roads seemed unfamiliar. "Um…yea'…of course I know where I'm goin' dullard! I ain't a bloody idiot like yeh'!" snarled the bassist, with his teeth gritted in frustration, knowing that he was clearly lost, and did not want anybody to tell him that. Especially 2D. Noodle slowly got up from her seat in the back, and said in her gentle voice "Why don't you just ask for directions?" Now Murdoc tried his best to cool his temper. To 2D, surely he would have responded with a fist to the face. But to Noodle, he could only say so much. "Uh, luv', there is no one ta' ask." He said, showing his un-hygienic teeth in a crooked smile. Russel, unfortuanly, got a rather bad case of the flu, and could not join them in the concert. So it was just Murdoc, 2D, and Noodle. However, even though Russel was not there, they did fairly well in playing without him. Things seemed like they couldn't get any worse on the road…until

"Wot!? Bah'! Are yeh' fuckin' kiddin' me!?" Hissed the bassist, slapping the steering with his palms in rage. It seemed that their geep was out of gas. The small needle was pointing to the ever-infuriating large E. The car stopped abruptly. Noodle slapped her forehead in frustration, and the singer groaned with disgust, and then pulled out his expensive cell phone. Murdoc's angry gaze slowly shifted towards the dialing 2D. Rudely and impolitely, Murdoc asked "Wot are yeh' doin?"

"I'm callin' a tow truck. We can't jus' sit 'ere all night yeh' know?" explained 2D, not looking up from the numbers he was punching, and then, he lifted the phone up to his ear, and then came the impatient waiting. That's when a loud beeping sound came. 2D arched his eyebrow, and stared at the little screen of the small item of technology. A small blinking sentence in small, black letters read "No connection". The singer's jaw dropped to his lap, and he held it up to Murdoc's face. Murdoc stared at it with a blank expression at first, and then, his face turned into an angry sneer. "Fo' teh' love a'…Grr!" and without saying more, he flung open the geep's door and stepped onto the road, and slammed it shut again. 2D and Noodle stared at each other for a second with raised eyebrows, and then both climbed out of the car themselves. Murdoc walked ahead of them, with his fists clenched and his shoulders raised. "'Ey,'ey M-Muds?" called 2D, walking with Noodle, "where are yeh' goin'?" Murdoc just kept walking, and with turning back, he responded "I'm goin' back to teh' city, dullard! I'm gonna make a call teh' tubby an' see if 'e can come pick us up." 2D, thinking this was a good idea, decided to join his satanic friend. But the singer was concerned for Noodle. So, without warning, he picked her up, and gently placed her on top of his neck. When he did, she sort of giggled like a little girl, being carried by her own big brother or father. The long was tough and long, and their seemed to be a chill in the air. Noodle slowly looked around with the towering man below her. In the tall grass however, she saw a type of figure, standing motionless and eerily, with their arms sticking out of their sides. This got Noodle excited. It could've been a person! "2D! Look over there!" she exclaimed, pointing to the figure in the darkness. 2D turned to see who the axe princess was referring to. He saw it as well. A dark figure, standing in the distant darkness. He gasped and called out "Muds! Muds! Look ova' there!"

Murdoc grumpily turned his head to see what the two were addressing to. "Wot!?" he barked out. They both didn't answer and pointed to the shadowy person. Murdoc's slowly widened, and his mouth slightly hung open.

Twelve seconds later…

The three were pushing tall blades of grass aside, in hopes of finding this strange figure, and see who it was. The edges of the grass scratched them all endlessly, but if they ever hoped to return home anytime soon, they would have to find something. After moments of moments of searching, Murdoc's head finally hit something. "Ow!" he cried out, and he rubbed the sore spot on his forehead furiously. He slowly looked up, and his eyes landed on something very scary! A pair of triangular glowing, yellow eyes, a glowing triangular nose, and a sharp-toothed grin were staring back at him! Even the mouth was glowing! The Satanist gasped and slowly began backing away. "Wot teh!? 'Ey! Noods! Dullard! Get ova' ere'!"

2D and Noodle both came rushing over, and gasped at the same sight Murdoc has seen. They both cried out, and 2D instantly reached into his pocket, and yanked out his phone again. The light from the screensaver shined on the face. It was a pumpkin. An extraordinarily large, pumpkin. A rather scary face was carved onto it. It had somewhat angry eyes and sharp teeth. It was a scarecrow. And a big one as well! It was roughly about 7 feet in height, and it was relatively wide. So it looked almost like a monster. It had strange clothes added to it, like a black-and-white checkered shirt, old, ripped and dirty jeans, and its feet large bushels of hay. It just stood there, grinning evilly, and the wind blowing bits of its clothing and hay. The keyboardist kept shining his cell phone's light on the scarecrow's face. However, one odd feature about it was that one of its branch-like fingers seemed to be pointing! Pointing in a direction. He slowly moved the cell phone's light up and down, examining this strange scarecrow's appearance. No matter how much you stared at it…it seemed to be staring back. On top of its head, 2D caught a glimpse of something. "Wot was tha'?" he quietly whispered. He shined it on the dummy's head, and on it…was a sign…

A sign, written in crimson-colored, capital letters. At first, 2D had a hard time reading what it was. But as he steadied the light more carefully, the words came into view. He read it aloud.

"O…Out... …Out…cast…Outcast…town…Outcast….Outcast…town?"

…Outcast Town…

"'Outcast Town'? Wot teh' bloody 'ell's a 'Outcast Town'?" asked Murdoc impatiently. It was very odd for a sign to say that, especially since it did not make much sense. They were all puzzled by this strange scarecrow and its sign. But the sign wasn't very important. (For now, anyway) What was important was that someone had built this scarecrow! And maybe they lived somewhere around this tall grass. "Yeh' know," began the singer, rubbing his chin lightly, "I wonder who built 'his scarecrow…" Murdoc snorted and crossed his arms. "Who cares about teh' damn scarecrow! Let's jus' find out where teh' bloody 'ell we are!" And after those words, a sudden, blistering cold wind gust blew the around like a tornado, and it ended up pointing to the tall grass' horizon, and they didn't notice it before, but there seemed to be a distant light! "Eh!?" Murdoc's eyes suddenly bulged out of their sockets! 2D and Noodle where the same way! The scarecrow was actually pointing towards somewhere with its branch finger! 2D and Noodle immediately decided to follow the scarecrow's strange guide, so they ran, pushing grass blades and all. But Murdoc, before chasing after them, took one final look at the scarecrow. The scarecrow stared at him with that sinister look on its face. Suddenly, it seemed to wink! Just like that! Its right eye actually winked! He could actually see the glowing light inside of it actually vanish momentarily because it winked! Murdoc's pupils shrunk and his mouth hung open with astonishment. But the scarecrow continued its stare after that. Then, shaking his head out of it, Murdoc whirled around and chased after 2D and Noodle. Where were they headed? To a small, ordinary town in the distant. Maybe…maybe not…

A.N.: Yes, I've decided to bring this story back. Originally, both me and my friend were working on this. But (keep this a secret) after he wrote that song…well…That song was just awful! So, I'm working alone on this! Enjoy it!