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THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac... but I love NINA!! Tsujiai+Nina forevah!!
Warnings: bending swords, stupid violence
Anywayz, on with the story..
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CHAPTER I: Break-in
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One fine day, it was night. [AN: see, even in the start its already stupid...] A kidnapper was alive and was about to kidnap (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!) someone.
"Tonight! I'm going to succeed in kidnapping someone with a certain ingredient that can bring my lover back to life!!!" the kidnapper said as he went inside the safe house by the window. [AN: but right now, its not **safe** anymore...] "Anyway, I MUST be very quiet and care- FUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" -too late, he tripped by the windowsill. He fell headfirst on the floor and rolled down a very long flight of stairs. Luckily (for him), no one in the safe house heard him. 'Before I leave this not-so safe house, I must leave a note... reminding them to clean their ears!' he thought.
He crept quickly and quietly to one of the guests' room... but with a lot of tripping and bumping on the way, which is not quiet and quick. 'I really need to remind them to clean their ears!' he thought hotly, but coolly, standing up after his 17th trip with bump. [AN: it's REALLY a lot, right? Anyhow, I added the **bump** coz I thought... nothing! I just placed it!] That's when he noticed he was already standing in front of Ayu Tateshi's bedroom door. He was about to touch the doorknob when a voice inside him screeched, 'Are you sure Tateshi's the person you're looking for?' [AN: again, I don't know why I placed **screeched**, its just funny!]
He immediately searched for the profiles inside his very messy bag, and I mean VERY MESSY, 'coz its filled with wrappers, plastic, junk food, and things that aren't really needed for kidnappers, which includes a compass, lighter, box of cigarettes, smoke bombs, toilet paper, toothpaste, goggles, flippers, walkman, CDs, spoons and forks, Tupperware, photo album, hair gel, perfume, facial wash [OH MY GAWD!!!!!!] house keys, key chains, pins, cloth, wallet, lava lamp, stapler, deodorant, books, water gun, a new set of clothes obviously been dumped inside and not bothered to be folded properly, and MTM. [1] [AN: WHEW!!! That's only ONE SENTENCE, mind you!!] He didn't have porno zines 'coz he'll be killed by his love.
At last, he found the profiles. He flipped the pages back and forth, searching for Ayu's, until he found it, the second profile; he had a hard time finding the profile 'coz he's blind... WHA? I mean; he was blinded by the darkness. "Hmm... Yup, its her alright..." He closed the folder and put it back inside, but having a hard time. If you're asking why, then read the previous paragraph!
But then, the door was open and was already against the wall, but the kidnapper didn't notice. So, not noticing the open hole, he swung the door to the hole and bumped the wall headfirst! [AN: I really want him to have amnesia, ne?] "OUCH!!!!" he exclaimed somewhat... girly. So he IS gay! Anyway, he rubbed his head furiously, making it hurt even more. "That was my how-manyth time now!! Now, where is it... Oh, here it is!" he said as he felt the open hole, not minding if he didn't lower his voice 'coz he already knows the people inside this not-so safe house forgot to clean their ears and couldn't hear him.
He went inside the room. It was as messy as his bag, which is weird 'coz she's supposed to be a clean freak... I think. 'Ooh, doesn't she EVER clean her room up?' he thought angrily as he tripped for the 23rd time now. 'Oh, speak for yourself!' a voice familiarized as his love's said at the back of his head. He chuckled, then tripped for the 24th time. [AN: doesn't his face get deformed after tripping and bumping flat on the face?] He went over Ayu's bed and put a handkerchief over her mouth, but having a extremely hard time like when he was searching and putting the profiles in his bag 'coz Ayu's mouth was open. [AN: was the last sentence correct? Hope so...]
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Tetsushi Kaji was getting a glass of water when he saw the kidnapper running down the stairs, and on his back was Kaji's girlfriend!!!' "Hey!" Kaji yelled; the kidnapper stopped dead, his foot or leg, whatever, was still hanging on mid-air. "Where are you taking MY Ayu?!" he asked, trembling of coldness.. No, matte, of fury. Then, the kidnapper ran. "Stop!" he shouted, going after him.
The kidnapper slowed down in the living room, catching for his breath. "With Ayu on my back when being chased by a maniac, I'm sure to lose weight..." he panted. Then, Ayu arrived. "Stop in the name of the law!" he ordered.
The kidnapper put (or dropped) Ayu down on the floor and absentmindedly got one of the twin swords that was made decoration in an 'X' form. "On guard!" he warned Kaji, positioning himself. Kaji got the other sword.
They fought, their swords bending every time it hit something; their fight was really useless. It was getting boring too. So the kidnapper decided to make a run for it. And luckily (for him again) he was near the front door. An idea then came to his head. He backed up little by little until Ayu was on his heels. [AN: oh, poor Ayu!] He then grabbed Ayu somewhere, guess her arms, threw the sword to Kaji, and ran outside, yelling, "I'm FREE!!!!" as if he escaped from prison who's police didn't clean their ears and had bending swords for weapons.
When Kaji went outside, the kidnapper threw Ayu inside his car. [AN: is this revenge for tripping how many times in the not-so safe house?] "COME BACK HERE, NO NAME!!!!" he roared, but it was no use 'coz the kidnapper drove out of sight.
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AN: so was it stupid or stupider? Hope so...
Anywayz, some clarifications:
[1] MTM= hope you know that this abbreviation means 'many to mention'. I could also use M2M for that
Well, guess that's all. R&R pleeeeezzzzze! Arigato!!! And also please read the GW version of this... its also a yaoi version... (
THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac... but I love NINA!! Tsujiai+Nina forevah!!
Warnings: bending swords, stupid violence
Anywayz, on with the story..
~*~*~
CHAPTER I: Break-in
~*~
One fine day, it was night. [AN: see, even in the start its already stupid...] A kidnapper was alive and was about to kidnap (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!) someone.
"Tonight! I'm going to succeed in kidnapping someone with a certain ingredient that can bring my lover back to life!!!" the kidnapper said as he went inside the safe house by the window. [AN: but right now, its not **safe** anymore...] "Anyway, I MUST be very quiet and care- FUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" -too late, he tripped by the windowsill. He fell headfirst on the floor and rolled down a very long flight of stairs. Luckily (for him), no one in the safe house heard him. 'Before I leave this not-so safe house, I must leave a note... reminding them to clean their ears!' he thought.
He crept quickly and quietly to one of the guests' room... but with a lot of tripping and bumping on the way, which is not quiet and quick. 'I really need to remind them to clean their ears!' he thought hotly, but coolly, standing up after his 17th trip with bump. [AN: it's REALLY a lot, right? Anyhow, I added the **bump** coz I thought... nothing! I just placed it!] That's when he noticed he was already standing in front of Ayu Tateshi's bedroom door. He was about to touch the doorknob when a voice inside him screeched, 'Are you sure Tateshi's the person you're looking for?' [AN: again, I don't know why I placed **screeched**, its just funny!]
He immediately searched for the profiles inside his very messy bag, and I mean VERY MESSY, 'coz its filled with wrappers, plastic, junk food, and things that aren't really needed for kidnappers, which includes a compass, lighter, box of cigarettes, smoke bombs, toilet paper, toothpaste, goggles, flippers, walkman, CDs, spoons and forks, Tupperware, photo album, hair gel, perfume, facial wash [OH MY GAWD!!!!!!] house keys, key chains, pins, cloth, wallet, lava lamp, stapler, deodorant, books, water gun, a new set of clothes obviously been dumped inside and not bothered to be folded properly, and MTM. [1] [AN: WHEW!!! That's only ONE SENTENCE, mind you!!] He didn't have porno zines 'coz he'll be killed by his love.
At last, he found the profiles. He flipped the pages back and forth, searching for Ayu's, until he found it, the second profile; he had a hard time finding the profile 'coz he's blind... WHA? I mean; he was blinded by the darkness. "Hmm... Yup, its her alright..." He closed the folder and put it back inside, but having a hard time. If you're asking why, then read the previous paragraph!
But then, the door was open and was already against the wall, but the kidnapper didn't notice. So, not noticing the open hole, he swung the door to the hole and bumped the wall headfirst! [AN: I really want him to have amnesia, ne?] "OUCH!!!!" he exclaimed somewhat... girly. So he IS gay! Anyway, he rubbed his head furiously, making it hurt even more. "That was my how-manyth time now!! Now, where is it... Oh, here it is!" he said as he felt the open hole, not minding if he didn't lower his voice 'coz he already knows the people inside this not-so safe house forgot to clean their ears and couldn't hear him.
He went inside the room. It was as messy as his bag, which is weird 'coz she's supposed to be a clean freak... I think. 'Ooh, doesn't she EVER clean her room up?' he thought angrily as he tripped for the 23rd time now. 'Oh, speak for yourself!' a voice familiarized as his love's said at the back of his head. He chuckled, then tripped for the 24th time. [AN: doesn't his face get deformed after tripping and bumping flat on the face?] He went over Ayu's bed and put a handkerchief over her mouth, but having a extremely hard time like when he was searching and putting the profiles in his bag 'coz Ayu's mouth was open. [AN: was the last sentence correct? Hope so...]
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Tetsushi Kaji was getting a glass of water when he saw the kidnapper running down the stairs, and on his back was Kaji's girlfriend!!!' "Hey!" Kaji yelled; the kidnapper stopped dead, his foot or leg, whatever, was still hanging on mid-air. "Where are you taking MY Ayu?!" he asked, trembling of coldness.. No, matte, of fury. Then, the kidnapper ran. "Stop!" he shouted, going after him.
The kidnapper slowed down in the living room, catching for his breath. "With Ayu on my back when being chased by a maniac, I'm sure to lose weight..." he panted. Then, Ayu arrived. "Stop in the name of the law!" he ordered.
The kidnapper put (or dropped) Ayu down on the floor and absentmindedly got one of the twin swords that was made decoration in an 'X' form. "On guard!" he warned Kaji, positioning himself. Kaji got the other sword.
They fought, their swords bending every time it hit something; their fight was really useless. It was getting boring too. So the kidnapper decided to make a run for it. And luckily (for him again) he was near the front door. An idea then came to his head. He backed up little by little until Ayu was on his heels. [AN: oh, poor Ayu!] He then grabbed Ayu somewhere, guess her arms, threw the sword to Kaji, and ran outside, yelling, "I'm FREE!!!!" as if he escaped from prison who's police didn't clean their ears and had bending swords for weapons.
When Kaji went outside, the kidnapper threw Ayu inside his car. [AN: is this revenge for tripping how many times in the not-so safe house?] "COME BACK HERE, NO NAME!!!!" he roared, but it was no use 'coz the kidnapper drove out of sight.
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AN: so was it stupid or stupider? Hope so...
Anywayz, some clarifications:
[1] MTM= hope you know that this abbreviation means 'many to mention'. I could also use M2M for that
Well, guess that's all. R&R pleeeeezzzzze! Arigato!!! And also please read the GW version of this... its also a yaoi version... (