Sara: I cant wai to go to your inebreation!
King: Yeah... No.
Sara: *Turns around to see King sitting cross-legged on the ground.* YU!
King: Da. But, not just me. Them too.
Link: Hello.
Samus: Lovely weather to murder your sorry ass.
Sara: Lonk? Butt... Your mi ovesear!
Link: HA! Please...
Samus: Now. I'll start at the legs, and you start at the head...
Sara: But... I WON!
King: *Stands up and tips hat down.* Yeah, no. See, we came here to kick your ass, and then, we set the timeline back to the way it was. *Levels shotgun at Sara's chest.* NOW! *Fires.*
Samus and Link: *Do things too bloody and violent for a T-rating...*
King: Oh, one more thing! *Headshots Justin Bieber.* Now for X to do her part...
Lauren: *At the doorstep.* W-what the... *Eyes turn from green, to blue.* Ugh, where the hell am I... Am I in a dress? THE F***? And... Who the hell is- HOLY S***. Someone killed Sara!
*Everything starts going white.*
Lauren: Aw craPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-
*Poof!*
-(One Month Later...)-
Lauren: Hah, still, if I told anyone that, I'd be put in a straitjacket...
Lauren's Mom: DINNER TIME!
Lauren: COMING! Well, guess I'll have to get back to my homework later...
*Rooms darkens.*
Lauren: ?
*A shadowy figure appears out of nowhere and grabs Lauren.*
Lauren: HEY! PUT ME DOWN!
Shadowy Figure: ... *Knocks Lauren Unconsious, before disappearing.*
Lauren Mom's: What happened- Lauren?!
King: F*** NO YOU CAN'T EAT IT. I BOUGHT IT, IT'S MINE!
Narrator: THAT PIZZA'S HUGE. YOU'RE BEING A JERK!
Lucina: CAN IT, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE NEWS!
Reporter: In other news, a girl was found missing today. Police are baffled as to how she dissapeared, as nothing was missing, no one heard anyhting except for the girl screaming. The girl's name is Lauren...
Lucina: Lauren huh. Hasn't been long since we heard that name...
Imagi: No kidding. I'm still trying to get over that story in my head...
Wendell: Well, at least nothing more exist fom that Abomination!
*Ding!*
King: Hold on, got an email...
To: Imagination is King.
Subject: Repayment...
I have Lauren with me. And if you want any proof, I have a video... But, included as well is a link. In there is a story. Finish it, and you may have Lauren back. Don't... Well, that scene from Spanners outta give you a good idea.
King: *Clicks the video link.*
Lauren: *Gagged.* HELP!
?: You ready to comply yet King? Or, do I have to get personal with this one... *Slides a sword across Lauren's cheek.*
King: ... Well, let's see the story. *Opens link.*
*Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God 2: The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM *
King: Oh no...
Narrator: *Visibly paling.* F*** us man... F*** us...
Lucina: What's the matter-
Imagi: You two finally shut up-
Wendell: Finally found a girlfriend-
All: ... HOLY F***!
Imagi: Kill us now...
Just accept it and move on. Now, how many chap- FOURTY-ONE?! SHE MADE FOURTY-ONE CHAPTERS FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP?!