I do not own Naruto, If I did I'd manufacture a flying pig.
It was a bright sunny Sunday morning. Kushina was in the kitchen making breakfast, Daijiro was on the swing in the yard sleeping, Naruto was still upstairs sleeping and the new precious additions to the Uzumaki-Namikaze clan Nobuyuki, Noburu, and Yuu were in their play pen.
Minato chose this as the perfect time to read his paper. Just as he sat down to the kitchen table and opened to the first page Naruto came downstairs. "Morning, Dad. Morning, Kushina." He said his words slurred with sleep. "What?" Kushina asked. "Nothing." He said as he grabbed a plate and piled it with all the rice balls Kushina had made. "Stop right there, those are for everybody." Minato said. "I'm hungrier than ALL of you." Naruto said as he sat down across from his father and poured sugar on the rice-balls.
Minato just sighed and let him eat, until the smacking began. Naruto had this disgusting habit of smacking his lips together whenever he ate breakfast or carrots. It's wasn't all the time, so Minato usually ignored it. Today was a different story. It seemed to get louder and closer the better the paper got. Finally he laid the paper down and jumped out of his skin when he was looking straight into Naruto's sugar, rice coated face.
"Dad you know you want to give me money."
"What? I never want to give you money." Minato said.
"God said you have to because if not you'll get struck by lightening."
"..."
Minato grumbled profanities as he pulled his wallet out. "I only have a fifty." He said. "That's enough... For now." Naruto said as he grabbed it leaving Minato shocked. "Kushina do we have any ketchup?" Naruto asked. Minato got up to avoid what was coming next which was Kushina's fist. He gathered his paper and decided to go sit on the porch swing with Daijiro.
Daijiro enjoyed the simple things he usually slept on the porch swing after watching the sunset. Minato crept over slowly and sat softly so the swing wouldn't move and wake his son. "Ahh... Perfect." He muttered. He could finally enjoy his paper in peace.
After reading for a few minutes he felt something tap his leg he brushed it off and figured it was his imagination, then he heard Daijiro talking. "I'm gonna make your ice cream melt Naruto." He muttered as he kicked Minato in the head. "That skunk will get you!" He kicked again and ripped Minato's paper right down the middle.
"Now I need tape, great. Thanks Dai." He muttered. "Yeah, don't mention it." Daijiro said rolling over. Minato sulked all the way to house. He went into the kitchen drawer, got the tape, and went to the living room to try to save his paper.
He sat down on the sofa and relaxed. "Finally." He sighed out. He read his torn paper ignoring Kushina when she was taking the triplets out of the playpen, ignoring Naruto's pleas for more money, Until Kushina said, "Me and Naruto are like going to the store to get more rice watch the triplets!" As her and Naruto walked out. He sighed and opened his ears to noises.
After ten minutes a block came sailing through the air onto his head. He sat his paper down to police his children. "You guys can't throw blocks, that's dangerous in so many ways." They stared at him with their piercing blue eyes. "You understand what I'm-" That was when he heard it... A ripping sound a horrid ripping sound.
"No the paper!" He turned around to see Yuu ripping his paper and throwing the pieces on the floor. His jaw dropped and his eyes went wide with terror before he decided to throw in the towel and give up his Sunday morning. "It just wasn't meant to be... Come here Yuu!" He said grabbing his son and making him laugh.
The door opened and Naruto and Kushina both walked through with Naruto's shadow clones carrying all the bags. "Mom why'd you have to do that, that woman was a babe!" Naruto whined. "I went to school with her! She's easily 3 years older than me, maybe more!"
"She's prettier than you, which is shocking!" Naruto said. Kushina swung her fist meaning to hit Naruto but instead hit Daijiro. "Look at this mess you made Kushina!" Naruto exclaimed swinging his fist out hitting Daijiro again who had just recovered from Kushina's punch. "I swear to god that was an accident!" Naruto exclaimed. Kushina cracked her knuckles and swung again.
Minato sighed, His family was probably the wildest one in Konoha. When push came to shove though he wouldn't have it any other way.
That's it the first chapter of this whole family series. Poor Daijiro... He's always between his older brother and mother. The childrens' ages have changed since my last story. Yes, before you even ask Kushina and Minato will have many more kids.
Naruto- 14
Daijiro-11
Noburu- 3 (first born)
Nobuyuki- 3 (second born)
Yuu- 3 (last born)