Naruto-Bloodlines
Chapter One- Strangers In The Land Of Waves
The day began like any other in Land of Waves, ever since the Gato incident there has been peace in the Land of Waves. 3 years have passed since then and the "Great Uzumaki Bridge" has drawn in many tourists since word was spread that it had been the site of a great ninja battle concerning the liberation of an oppressed people. It's tale now legend and overly dramatized ( if such an event can be) casting Copy Ninja Kakashi as the hero, but in the minds of bridge builder Tazuna and his family the true hero was the boy who gave courage back to the Land of Waves Naruto Uzumaki who the bridge is named after. However there is one who visits this place not for its tale of heroism or its tourist attraction instead he is there in mourning.
A young man stands over the graves of the villains of What has become The Land Of Waves' favorite story to tell. Couching down and allowing his short black spiked hair to be blown by the wind he removes a Kunai from his back pocket and carves in the head band of one Haku, "Haku Tsumentai" and proceeds to walk away as rain begins to fall marking his silent stroll from the graves. The young man walks past two villagers.
" Yes, my friend and then Kakashi the Copy Ninja killed Zabuza there." said one villager.
" That wasn't how I heard it, I heard it was Zabuza's own fault he died by lunging and killing Gato." said The Other.
" But I had heard Kakashi killed someone." said the first villager trying desperately to validate his version of the story.
" Kakashi killed some kid who Zabuza used as a shield, what was his name again?" Said the second.
" Habu or something, yes now I remember Kakshi killed the kid after the kid was thrown in the way by the guys of squad 7 from Konoha." Said the first now creating another story awaiting validation.
The young man clenches the sword at his side with a grip mustered only by the most enraged of beings and continues his walk muttering the words "Squad 7".
As this quiet visitor to the Land of Waves leaves in an angered state another more distinguished and infinitely more conspicuous visitor arrives accompanied by a beautiful woman with long raven hair, who wore a short miniskirt and very high "bitch boots" . The visitor appeared with his long blond hair tied back producing what had to be the mother of all ponytails at least in length , his white and blue noble robes blowing in the wind while he himself was hiding beneath an umbrella as if he feared the water coming down around him. The woman on the other hand, the one holding the umbrella, stood in the rain with an increasingly peeved face. The two new visitors to the land walk along the bridge until the young man notices the sign indicating its name, more specifically the first word of its name "Uzumaki". He proceeds to jump up and down with stars in his eyes all while carefully remaining under the umbrella, all of which made the job of the umbrella's wielder infinitely more difficult.
" This is wonderful Attendant, they knew I was coming and prepared this bridge for me" Said The blond visitor.
" My name is not, is not "Attendant" , you fucking moron. And for that matter what the hell are you talking, I mean giggling about?" said Attendant.
" Look, look, looky, look they named the bridge after me Attendant." Said The annoying blond jumping up and down.
"I'm going to stop answering you if you keep calling me that, it gets old, real old. And No, no one would add to your already massive ego by committing such an affront to god." said Attendant angrily.
" But looky, looky, looky Uzumaki. It says Usumacinta 'The Great Uzumaki Bridge' so it must be talking about me. I'm the greatest Uzumaki there is or ever was ." said the Blond Uzumaki ignorantly. (I'm beginning to see a trend)
" Ha Ha Dumbass, since when did you change your name?" said Attendant spitefuly.
" What !"
" Cough Cough, ' The Great Uzumaki NARUTO Bridge' you fucker"
" huh? Hey wait I told you to call me 'Kazemaru-sama' when addressing me Attendant "
"I will never Adrdess you as anything other than Dumbass, asshole, dickhead, mother fucker, fucker, retard, dildo face, arrogant fuck face, and so on "
" That wasn't nice Attendant, now lets get this thing cleared up. You there peasant can you tell me who built this bridge?"
" Yeah it was Tazuna,. Wait, 'Peasant ' who the hell do you think you are? " said the Random Villager assaulted by Kazemaru's question.
" What an idiotic question, I do not think of who I am I know who I am and I am Uzumaki Kazemaru, Lord of the second estate of the house of Maki and heir to the title of lord of the western lands of the Realm of Mountains. Now go and Fetch me this Tazuna. Chop. Chop. " Replied Kazemaru.
" Why Should I do that?"
" Because of this. " Said Kazemaru holding a rather large stack of money.
And with that the villager was gone and had somehow managed to master instantaneous movement and had returned with Tazuna on his back.
" Why did you kidnap me?" said a very angry and confused Tazuna.
" You, Bridge Builder, there seems to be a spelling error on your bridges name, you see my name is Kazemaru not Naruto" said His Highness.
" Really? When did you change your name? where you lying to me the whole time you little brat? And when did get so tall? And when did you grow your hair out? And since when do you wear white?" said the fountain of questions that was Tazuna.
" Old man are you insane? I've never met you before and isn't this bridge to honor my arrival in your land ?"
"WTF? Naruto I named the bridge after you since you saved the village. Wait, OMFG you have amnesia!" Spazed Tazuna.
" Huh? WTF? I don't have amnesia. You must be senile, Attendant correct him" Said Kazemaru.
"Fuck You, sir who is Uzumaki Naruto? " said Attendant.
" The guy behind you, or at least I think" Replied Tazuna.
" May I see a picture of this Uzumaki Naruto?"
" here you go"
Tazuna handed Attendant a picture of Naruto and Inari. Naruto the taller boy had wild blond hair and wore loud colors like blue and orange while Inari, Tazuna's grandson wore overalls and a child's hat.
Attendant stared at the picture and exclaimed "OMFG!"
To Be Continued…….
Authors Note- I hope enjoyed my first fanfiction. Comment please, but do not be so blunt as to say you flat out hated it. There is a fineline between constructive criticism and just plain mean.