AN: Special tanks (geddit cuz im metal) 2 my ex-gf (itz kay cuz were frendz now) blackhawk 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Chris ur da luv of my badazz life u rok 2! PTREE KIKS AZZ!
Hi my name is Platinum Blood'shed Amnesia Blackhawk Wilson and I have long platinum silver hair (that's how I got my name) with black streaks and red tips dyed with real blood that reaches my mid-back and piercing silver eyes that destroy souls and a lot of people tell me I look like an actual demon from hell. I'm not related to Steven Wilson but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a cannibal but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a state alchemist in the Amestrian military. I'm a metalhead (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I buy all my clothes from super metal consignment shops, most of them are leather and made of out dead animals. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was raining shards of metal like it does on venus, but it didn't hurt me because I'm a cannibal. A lot of hipsters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Platinum!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Roy Mustang!
"What's up Roy?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me tanks!