I have no homework and I'm bored.

So y'all get this.

3:00 AM.

Of all the ungodly hours to arrive, it had to be 3:00 AM. Marinette sat 90 upright and waited for the inevitable—

"Mari! I can't sleep! It's so cold and dark and lonely at my house!"

—melodramatic Adrien Agreste.

"Ugh. Adrien" huffed Marinette."What are you doing at this godforsaken hour."

"I was alone and sad. Can I be with you for a bit?"

This was nothing she wasn't used to. Every night, without exception, something would compel Adrien to waltz over to her house, cuddle with her a bit, then fly back to the mansion. She knew the reasons were all trivial and Adrien didn't really care about them. He is just selfish. That is an objective fact.

So Marinette begrudgingly agreed.

The day will come when I have to teach him self-control, said Ladybug.

Aw, but he's so cute and sweet, coming all the way here just to see li'l ol' me... replied Marinette.

Marinette won. She usually does.

Soon enough, a pajama-clad Adrien was snuggled into his Lady's arms, humming while she stroked his hair.

It was like usual. Soon enough, it would be time for Adrien to make his way home, and no one would ever know that he was there.

Naturally, the Universe judged that as unfun, so it interfered.

"Oh my me," said Yahweh. "I've had enough of waiting for something to happen."

"I know, like, same," replied Anhilare. "We can't just keep this to ourselves."

"Everyone should know!" agreed Jesus Christ.

So the Divine Powers That Have Way Too Much Time On Their Hands™ decided to use their divine influence to cause stirrings on the mortal world.

Adrien fell asleep in Marinette's arms, and she soon followed.

Too bad it was Sunday. (well, technically Monday now, but...)

About a half hour later, Tom Dupain awoke to start his day.

Tom wanted to do something nice for his family today. What compelled him to, I don't know, but We Up Above couldn't have designed anything better.

"Today I'm going to make a delicious breakfast for my entire family, to show how much I appreciate them. I will personally wake them up before their alarms go off to make sure that they have as much time as possible to enjoy anything." At the time of speaking, Tom was unaware of the fact that his house now had four people rather than three.

Hehehe.

Tom decided to wake his wife first because she was easier to wake up. After about five minutes of gentle prodding, Sabine Cheng was out of bed and preparing to start her day.

Marinette was completely smothered by Adrien. He was on top of her. She might as well have been invisible. Now, imagine Tom's confusion when he saw that his daughter had gotten a haircut, dyed her hair, grew half a foot, and went transgender in a single night.

"Marinette!" lamented Tom. "What happened to you?" Tom ran over to 'Marinette' and started shaking 'her' awake.

Adrien was having such a nice dream. It was about a boy who followed a girl he liked, always reminding her that he would always love her. He was just getting to their first kiss when—

"Marinette! Wake up! Today you can be not late to school, for once."

Adrien turned over. He moaned as his two dream characters made out, their hands moving down to—

Tom *gasp*ed as he saw his 'transformed' daughter. "Marinette! I know you have a crush on Adrien, but that should be no excuse to get plastic surgery during the night. And you should've also told us about your transgender orientation. We would've—"

Tom noticed 'she' was clutching something. Curious, he peeled back the blanket, only to reveal...

"Ah! Marinette! What are you doing, sneaking a boy into your room—?! And Adrien Agreste, no less! When the two of you wake up, you are both GROUNDED!"

At the sound of "grounded", Sabine ventured her way upstairs to see what was going on.

"Tom? What's going on u—Marinette! 起床了！"

Somehow, both teenagers failed to wake up. Even after all that noise. Apparently, they can't run on 4 hours of sleep. (A/N only 4? amateurs)

Just then, Anhilare had a brilliant idea. Yahweh completely agreed to it, and he planted the idea into the parents' minds.

The two adults looked at each other, pure evil in their eyes. There was no way they weren't doing it.

First, Sabine managed to get ahold of Nathalie Sancœur. She talked to her about what happened, and to her pleasant surprise, she found herself on the phone with Gabriel Agreste.

"That's a brilliant plan," he praised. "I've been on the SS Adrienette for a while now. I'll provide some higher quality materials, to prevent the operation from ending at an earlier time."

After receiving the materials from Gabriel and the all clear signal from Sabine, Tom picked up the sleeping kids and wrapped them in the luxurious blankets. Leaving his wife to man (woman?) the store, he carried the swaddled children to the school and gently laid them down on Marinette's bench.

Oh, and they didn't even bother changing their pajamas.

This is complete garbage. I hate it. (not really)

If you don't hate it, though, I'll continue it.

I don't know any Chinese, so correct me if I'm wrong: 「起床了！」means "Wake up!"