disclaimer: we do not own neds declassified or monkeys. but we do own monkey island!
Monkey Island Deux:
The Escape of SHWALA!
Ned and Moze start their new lives together on Monkey Island (dun, dun, dun).
They change their names to Sir Nedward Goober, and Miss Mozalu Goober. One morning they were searching for food when they saw the familiar speed boat sitting in the island sand. When they saw the boat they knew Cookie was back to find them, it only took him 2 years. Nedward and Mozalu went searching for Cookie, they wandered deeper into the forest where they saw a cave and decided to go see if Cookie was hiding in it. They walked into the cave and heard
"YAKATOE!!!"
They walked deeper into the cave and saw Cookie being attacked by SHWALA! The evil purple and pink fat ape. When they saw SHWALA!'s cage door opened they realized he escaped and was trying to eat Cookie. Nedward and Mozalu start yelling at SHWALA! In their language.
"DAMATOSHU!" Nedward yelled. The ape backed off of Cookie and started to try to attack Nedward by flapping his wings. Mozalu started yelling at SHWALA!
"SA PA KA DI MWEN AYEN!" Mozalu started yelling at him.
"HAN-HAN!" SHWALA! Yelled at Nedward and Mozalu.
Then Nedward started beating SHWALA! With bananas and coconuts. After he defeated him he walked over to Mozalu and said
"Qu'est-ce qu'on peut faire?"
"Ca te dit d'aller visite le zool ile!"
"ALLONS-Y!!!!!!!!!"