"I'm not picking it up, you guys need to try harder." Naruto discarded his livestream comments. He'd keep on keeping on until someone requests something better than picking up a sledgehammer and killing a random civilian. The pure malice in these people, really.
wildbloom: Steal car !
Y-laze: kill a cops
moneyscope: ssave ur friend
"Donations guys, donations." So maybe quitting his job at 7/11 and going to gaming was a risque move since college costs way more than five dollar donations to jump off a cliff. Scrolling through the comments was hazardous enough because Naruto didn't want to witness a flame war or see another nasty comment about his poor button smashing skills. Really, it's button smashing, why should you be skillful at it? He was about to call it quits and end the livestream until he came across another comment.
ravenhead: $50 to release that prisoner
"Hell yeah, now you guys are talking. Okay people, let's bust into prison." That user sounded familiar for some reason. It was quite easy to release a prisoner considering no one was guarding the place. Thank God he blew the place up in his previous livestream.
ravenhead: another $50 to blow up toys r us
Pretty fucked up, but he did it anyway.
ravenhead: $50 to set the street on fire
Naruto worries for this guy's health. But he's rich so he can deal. Then a weird request was read.
ravenhead: $50 for a date
Naruto whistled, "Don't know you, sorry pal." But it's $50 Naruto. Then it all clicked. "Ravenhead..." Holyfuck, this isn't, this can't be- "Sasuke?"
ravenhead: Yes or no dobe
"Yes, you fucker!"
Naruto ended up with stacks of money donated for that impromptu little date scheme.
Go easy on me, this is legit my first SasuNaru. Surprising, right? Maybe because I love NaruHina and SasuSaku. Come on guys, we're better than screaming at Kishimoto to admit Menma is a SasuNaru love child.
~SpaceIsTheLimit~