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Disclaimer 2: I don't own, "Papa's Gotta a Brand New Bag by James Brown."
InuPapa's Gotta Brand New Bag
Toga steps out of his bathroom after a long, hot shower and into his bedroom. Knowing the boys aren't around and at work, he decides to put on some music while getting dressed. After finding a song on the radio, he comes across a classic song by James Brown the Godfather of Soul. Feeling the rhythm of the song, he starts dancing.
Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
Toga opens his walk in closet, drops a towel (fangirls hentai minds went into over drive while drooling) and searches for something to wear while dancing.
Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene
He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean
He ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag
He finds a silk pullover shirt, loose fit khaki pants, socks, belt and boxers while swinging those hips.
He's doing the Jerk....
He's doing the Fly
Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy
He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later
alligator.
Still dancing he comes out of the closet, shuts the door and admires himself in the mirror (he looks 30 to 40 something in human years, but is "who in the hell knows" in demon years). He's thinking, "This inupapa still looks hot!"
(author hoses down fan girls that are getting overheated by InuTaisho's tight body).
Come here sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
but I can dig that new breed babe;
He ain't no drag
He's got a brand new bag
He slides his boxers on. Next pulls up his Khaki loose fit, buttons and slides a belt on while still moving. Next he puts on his socks and finally silk pull over shirt while still moving and shaking his hips.
Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk
Papa...he's doing the Jerk
He's doing the twist ... just like this,
He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
The thing's....like the Boomerang.
Hey....come on
Hey! Hey.....come on
Hey! Hey....he's pu tight...out of sight...
Come on. Hey! Hey!
While the song is still playing, he opens the door and dances out into the foyer, not knowing Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are shocked watching him as he comes out of the foyer and into the livingroom dancing.
Inuyasha talking out of the side of his mouth: Okay lets just claim we are adopted by him. I'm not sure about you, but his dancing just singed my eyeballs.
Sesshoumaru grimaces and agrees: hn.