A/N: I came up with this at 12:15 am. I was bored. Disclamer I do not own Kingdom Hearts Final Fantasy or Jesus
A Random Day in Twilight Town
It was a peaceful day in Twilight Town. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, children were laughing and playing...but of course this was all interrupted when Maddy deiceded to pay a visit
Me: MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA I feel slightly evil today!
Roxas: Um...isent being evil bad?
Me: Not when you just got your chocolate bar stolen by Siefer!
In the background Namine faints but Roxas gracefully catches her...well okay not gracefully but he caught her okay?
Me: We must track down Seifer pulls out chainsaw THE CHOCLETE SHALL BE MINE AGAIN!
Roxas: Ugh Maddy where did you get that chainsaw?
Me: I have a lot of strange friends now lets go!
So off went Maddy and Roxas (they had to leave Namine at home, which almost took three hours since Roxas HAD to make sure she was comfortable and wouldn't be attacked by cheese ninjas) and they found Siefer and his gang
Siefer: eating chocolate Drat how did we get Rai stuck again!
Rai: Ya know ya know ya know ya know ya know
Fuu: Donuts
Seifer: Oh yeah I remember now!
Me: YO SEIFER YOU STOLE MY CHOCLETE!
Seifer: girly gasp
Rai: ya know ya know ya know ya know
Fuu: points at Maddy chocolate
Roxas: Maddy can't we just go back to see Nami? What if she got attacked by mutant elephants!
Me: Roxas I already made an anti-mutant elephant circle already!
Roxas: But what about exploding monkeys!
Rai: Ya know ya know ya know ya know ya know
Me: THATS IT REPEAT BOY YOUR GOING DOWN! pulls out cellphone
Seifer: another girly gasp Oh no what sort of apperation of evil shall she bring out next!
Suddenly an innocent looking rabbit hopped in and looked up at Rai
Rai: ya know ya know ya know ya know
The next scene is so graphic and violent that we can not even grasp what happened, but lets just say Rai won't be talking for a while...or a few years at that.
Just then Axel came in.
Axel: Whoa dudes what happened here
Fuu although in deep shock manged to whisper: Bunnies
Axel: Duddete you bunnies are cute got it memorized
But at that moment a donut fell on Axel's head and sadly we got stuck as well
Axel: got it memorized got it memorized got it memorized got it memorized
Roxas: NOOOO AXEL THE RABBIT!
But it was too late... at least Axel and Rai will stay the hell away from donuts for a very long time
Me: ALRIGHT SEIFER ITS YOUR TURN NOW!
Seifer: Meep you've destroyed my entire team! I SHALL KILL YOU WITH THIS PLANK!grabs plank
Me: turns on chainsaw and cuts plank
Seifer: screams like a girl and runs away
Me: There, thats that
Roxas: So what do we do now?
Me: Lets go see Jesus!
Roxas: We can see Jesus?
Me: Of course now lets go
So Maddy and Roxas went to see Jesus, who lived in Maddy's closet.
Roxas: Jesus lives in your closet?
Me: Long story
Jesus: Hello my children!
Roxas and Maddy: Hi Jesus!
Jesus: What do you need to know?
Maddy: We need to know how to defeat the evil cheese ninjas!
Jesus: ...
Roxas: Why would Jesus know how to defeat the cheese ninjas
Me: Because Jesus knows all looks at Roxas weirdly
Jesus: Well thats simple: the secret to defeating cheese ninjas is!
But at that moment Jesus got a call from his disciples who were still waiting for Jesus to have the last supper with Him. So Jesus went off and told Roxas and Maddy that God said hi.
Roxas: What should we do now?
Me: LETS GO BLOW UP SILENT HILL!
Roxas: Oh dear
A/N: I may continue but only if people like it.