Ok… um… first off, this is dedicated to my girlfriend. Some of these things are based off of real events that have happened to us in our relationship. That doesn't mean all of this really happened to us. Just some.

And secondly, this is my second posted South Park story and I haven't seen all the episodes and I don't know as much as my girlfriend does (she celebrates their birthdays) but im going to try my best. So… enjoy!

I don't own South Park.

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'Listn man. Im bi.'

'Uhh… duh!' I quickly typed out rolling my eyes at his dumb revelation.

'Ya... but… I like this one dude…'

'So? Just tll him.'

'I like you.'

And with that simple 3-word text, my whole world was flung upside down.

"Shut the fuck up, fatass!"

"Its true, Kahl! No one wants to date a ginger Jew."

"Hey, guys." I greeted softly, hiking my book bag higher on my shoulder and giving Kenny a side-glance.

He was staring at me with his foggy crystal blue eyes.

"Hi, Stan." Kenny answered.

"Plenty of girls want to date me!"

"Name them."

"What?"

"Name them." Cartman repeated smiling confidently at Kyle's slowly reddening face.

"Goddammit, Cartman." He muttered bowing his head.

"So… uh, Kenny… h-how long?"

His eyes turned to slits as he glared at me, talking harshly from behind his parka.

"Shut the fuck up and don't bring it up." My eyes widened in surprise.

"Kenny?"

"Shut up, Stan!" Kenny barked as the bus drove up and we silently climbed on board.

Kenny pissed.

Kyle fuming.

Cartman gloating.

And me? Well I was fucking confused.

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And that's the first chapter. Its short but its just to start the story off. Luckily, I have the other 2 finished. Just gotta type them up! Tell me whatcha think!

SandyxMaxwell4ever signing off!