This myth, like so many others, starts with a god. This myth, like so many others, takes place in a world where gods interact with the world freely, and there are few boundaries between gods and mortals, and even crossbreed. This myth, like so many others, is a story designed to encapsulate deep spiritual truths about life, the universe, and everything into a package that won't bring back memories of Sunday school reading about ancient middle eastern laws. And this myth, like so many others, though being absolutely true, should never be taken literally, if you don't want to seem crazy.

But this myth's main god is not the main god, and is so much of a minor god that he is often mistaken for a mortal. This myth's world is made of bytes forming cubes, and is simulated on computers around the world. This myth's spiritual truths are so useless and vague that you wonder why they're there, and this myth will probably bring back memories worse than Sunday school. And this myth is taken literally by its author, so you should get out while you can.