Full summary: Shino's Diary(Naruto): Oh boy, I'd better explain this. OK, my friends and I some times call each other by our "Anime Names" and we each have two from the show Naruto, but mainly goes by one name. I for instance go by Shino and Naruto, but mainly Shino (you must be thinking "wtf?!" by now huh?) Others are Orochimaru/Deidara Choji/Jiraiya and Kabuto/Tsunade (I'm the only one without a sannin lol. I don't really care though.) And So, A lot of stupid and funny crap happens when we're around each other, so I, as Shino, was told to make a "Diary" by my "Special doctor" (Even though it was Orochimaru's idea for me to make the story, that is the story I am sticking with.) and it just tells of the adventures we had. So while it is total truth (except maybe the ppls thoughts. I was trying to keep them as in character as I could) replacing our names with Naruto names is what makes it such a crack Idea.
If you still don't get it, just ask about it and I'll be sure to answer it to the best of my ability.
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"My name is Aburame Shino, and my father thinks I have a mental problem." Shino said, standing up, his eye twitching from behind his glasses.
"Hi Shino." The rest of the group spoke together. Shino sat back down, silently glaring at the counselor who now stood in front of him, smiling brightly. "Now Shino, are you sure it is only your father who worries about your mental health? Have you at anytime worried about your mental help?"
Shino, angry at this craziness, got up and left the room. Before he could reach the building's only exit, he ran into something that didn't budge, even though it caused Shino to stumble back a few feet. Looking up, he met the eyes (or… sunglasses) of his father, Aburame Shibi. Shibi threw a cold glance his son's way, and even though a glare half the power was sent back, Shino quickly turned around and headed back to the room.
"Welcome back Shino." The counselor spoke happily
"Damn it." Shino muttered.
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"Shino, I'll give you this Journal, and you will record your dreams, as if telling a story. Do it like Shino is just another character."
Shino stared at him journal in hand. This wasn't a journal, this was a diary. It was purple, and even had the words "This diary belongs to…" with "Aburame Shino" written in Pink ink. This was plain stupid. Shino then stared at the man.
"I even have this special pen. It comes in Blue and Pi-"
Shino cut him off "Blue, please."
The counselor smiled again and handed him the blue pen. "Record everything Shino, remember!"
Shino could only rub his temples as he left.
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This had to be illegal in some way. Father couldn't say that I could not leave my room until he has written something down. That's close to imprisonment! "It's called being grounded Shino… most kids go though it some time in there life" One of his clan's member had said to him, but it was a very suspicious story…
Shino stopped himself mid thought. Maybe he was going crazy… That's how he ended up in that stupid group anyways, he had started to tell his father about bizarre dreams that seemed normal, but was nowhere close… Tsunade, after staring him down for a while, sent him to therapy.
Shino rubbed his temples again, looking at the blank pages of fancy paper. Shino closed his eyes. What was the first dream he remembered? Ah yes, the one about Halloween…
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Yes, I'm ending it there because I want to XD muhahahahaha…. Review if you wanna find out what's making Shino so crazy… XD good day to you all.