FACT: Jenova can switch genders

FACT: Jenova can shape shift

FACT: Odin is a Summon

FACT: Cloud's motorcycle is Fenrir.

FACT: Sephiroth has the beauty and abilities of a god.

SUPPOSITION: Loki is Jenova's parent.

The plot bunny beleaguered authoress glared at the latest plot bunny she had been curs – ahem! – blessed with, and scowled. Perhaps posting it to facebook and LiveJournal would be enough to belay the bunny?

Then she realized she had just committed it to PAPER! Had she not been sprawled in her bed, headdesking would have commenced.

Okay. Well. Not a problem! No! She would… simply put it in digital form, and post it to . As… a prologue! Yes! A prologue! Thereby perhaps convincing the bunnies that it would have a chance in hell of being continued. Also, of course, passing on the evil bunny of plot to potentially millions of unsuspecting fanfic writers like herself, which would at least provide her with something to read.

She nodded, pleased with this plan.

And then wondered:

WHO is the OTHER parent?

Moments later, hysterical laughter filled the room.

She was soooo doomed!

Scowling, she set about preparing for the launching of the plot bunny, since she had a vague memory of having changed things so that drabbles required a minimum of 500 words, and she had only… 222. WAIT! She could add a disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: Anyone who is fool enough to think I created Norse mythology or the glory that is Sephiroth is insane, and deserves to be horrendously pitied. Or Marvel-verse, for that matter. Or… whatever other verse that the eventual other parent gets pulled in from, and how about Xander as the other parent?

Yeah, right, that doesn't sound quite right.

Jewel had by then switched from paper to digital format, and proceeded to scowl at her screen. Who in bloody blazes deserved to be Sephiroth's other grandparent. Great-grandparent. And honestly, can it be written to completely ignore Hojo? Even if she had cos-played as the megalomaniac scientist at one time.

Yep, yep, because we are trying to come up with who Loki knocked up… oh wait, he can genderbend… who knocked him up?

A brief recap of Loki confirms that nobody seems to know precisely what he is god of, or else he's ridiculously damned powerful because he really is the God of Lies, God of Mischief, God of Fire, AND the God of Chaos. (Plus any that nobody remembers these days). Or if he is Thor's brother, Odin's brother, or if it's his mother or his father who goes by Laufey.

Damned complicated little god anyway! He's probably the God of Plot Bunnies, too, and not the damned Grecian Muses who got blamed for them most. And… no. Still not at 500 words.

Spike?

Right, vamps can't – but Angel did? No… well, there's the cheekbones… and… um… yeah, let's not.

How old is Jenova supposed to be, anyway? Could she maybe be (he maybe be) old enough to be one of Loki's original children?

*contemplates Loki & Aphrodite and collapses in a heap of sniggering*

Definitely a prologue, she decided. It's going to take ages to come up with a proper other parent. And yes! She FINALLY has enough words! She saved, and prepared to post.

*rescans rules*

*frowns*

Not a non story. Not one or two lines. Not an MST. Ummm… no, I count as a fictional character, and we're going to use Loki (wait, does he count as historical) from Marvelverse (so, no), and Sephiroth and… okay, good there too. And it's not interactive, chat/script/keyboard dialogue based.

It's not being multiplied or rewritten, or copied from previously published work not in public domain.

Title and Summary will be babified. Oh, rating. Hm. Well, this is me. Better make it whatever the highest is. I wonder if there IS a proper category? Duh.

*examines rating* I never write K. Oh, wait. I wrote Sonrise, didn't I? Never mind. T? We're discussing LOKI, here. Oh, okay, we're going with M. Fade to black is good.

*examines author list* Sooo… if I go to Firesong for the other half, I'm safe. Not that I will… because I think I will go with… huh. What are my crossover options? Guess that's it! Uploading! (I'm still tempted to turn to Buffyverse. Oh gods. Ethan Rayne?)