It was a fine night at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion in Corneria, where everything seemed to be just fine. Your typical Smash Brothers battle was happening right now, on three different versions of the Great Fox, with one match being a Melee style match, the other being a Brawl style match, and the third and final match being a 3DS style match in Final Destination mode. Fox McCloud was close to victory as he obtained a Smash Ball, laughing as he prepared to unleash his Final Smash on Dark Pit, Lucina, and Shulk.
"All right, time to show you kids how we get things around here done!" Fox exclaimed as he then took a massive leap into the air, screaming, "LANDMASTER!"
But it didn't come. Fox was in disbelief as his eyes widened and his jaw dropped in disbelief, his Final Smash having been wasted due to his Landmaster tank not showing up.
"What the fuck!?" Fox exclaimed as he came back down, still glowing a variety of colors as he clenched his fists, gritting his teeth. "Where's my Landmaster!?"
Dark Pit, Lucina, and Shulk all gave each other glances as they blinked, with Fox cursing as he attempted to use his Final Smash again. Once more, there was no Landmaster.
"All right, what's the fucking catch!?" Fox cursed as he began stomping his feet, shaking his head as he fumed angrily. "This is such bullshit! My Final Smash won't work properly without my Landmaster!"
Dark Pit was laughing his head off, his hands on his stomach, with Shulk trying not to chuckle as Lucina began giggling, both of them having their hands over their mouths. Fox's right eye twitched as he glared at the three humans, barking angrily at them.
"Shut up! This is not a joke!" Fox growled as he dashed towards them, pointing. "How would you like it if your Final Smash didn't activate!?"
"At least my Final Smash doesn't involve a big tank hat makes even Ridley look tiny in comparison!" Dark Pit teased as he poked in Fox's face, causing Fox to bite down on his hand hard as the black angel screamed in pain, kicking Fox in the balls, causing the anthropomorphic mammal to kneel down in pain as he held his greatly pained genitals.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand appeared on the stage, with Crazy Hand having some ham, of which was a bit crappy but he wanted to eat it regardless.
"Goddamn it, what the hell are you idiots wasting your time for?" Master Hand demanded as he clenched himself into a fist angrily. "People spectating this want to see a battle, not a soap opera!"
Shulk pointed at Fox as he glanced up at Master Hand. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but someone took his Landmaster."
"And we have no clue where it could be." Lucina added as she shrugged, shaking her head.
Crazy Hand then pointed to the northern direction, with a blue colored Landmaster hovering past them. "Is that it?"
Everyone turned their attention to the Landmaster, with Fox gasping in shock as he recognized it.
"That's MY Landmaster!" Fox exclaimed as he quickly recovered, charging up his Fire Fox attack. "The piece of shit who stole it thinks he or she or whoever the hell it is could get away with it, huh? Well, not on my fucking watch!"
"Fox, wait-" Master Hand was too late, as Fox already was heading towards the Landmaster, only to fall into the big blue sea below as he sighed, with the other three human Smashers looking at each other and shrugging as Crazy Hand continued munching on his crappy ham.