"So what is this gig offering again?" Josh asked casually.
The floating begins in front of him smirked cruelly, while the stationary golden glowing ones stood off to the side. Yes Josh's descriptive skills leave much to be desired.
"We offer you protection from the Summer.." one of the golden beings began, "hold it does that mean that joining you means I won't get hay fever anymore?" Josh interrupted quickly.
"No? we offer the courts protection against your enemy's, provided you serve us to the best of your ability." Disappointedly Josh turned to the other smugly floating beings tinted in blue.
"You're going to choose the winter over us!"
"Well to be honest if I have to compare the two of your factions, the summer sounds like a bunch of hippies, with out the sex, which is hippies only redeeming qualities – well that and the drugs – but the point is,"
"We are NOT a bunch of hippies we are a proud race that has existed for well over-"
"Yeah I really don't care, then we've got the Winter which is like an army of depraved destructive sociopaths, who will all ally with me and help me seek out and torture their and my enemies', they don't want my soul."
"We don't want your soul either though!"
WFae: "did we mention our realm is eternal winter?"
"No pollen?"
"None that would effect you."
"Sold to the floating lady in blue!"