I'm sure some of you have had this problem before
If not, oh well
Enjoy
"Hey... Marshall?" "Yeah Fionna?" "Will you go to church with Cake and me?" This again... Marshall thought. He didn't go to the church of Glob like some of the people of Ooo. His mom didn't go and he was never really exposed to it. So why should I have to go now? Fionna, Cake, and Cake's parents on the other hand, were quite religious and Fionna had been asking Marshall to go with them for a while now. But he didn't like church, it took forever, it was boring, and Marshall thought himself to be a good enough Globian; there were plenty of other people to praise Glob, and he thought it was just a waste of time. "Fionna..." Marshall sighed, "I don't like church. Its something my mother and I never did and I don't want to do." Fionna looked sad. They were hanging out in the strawberry field, one of Marshall's favorite spots, perfect place to pop a question like Fionna's. Marshall didn't like church, but he hated seeing Fionna sad. "Why does this matter so much to you? I can apologize for what I've done when the time comes, and other than where we end up, church is pointless." Marshall believed in Glob, he really did! But church wasn't his thing. Fionna hugged him. "Can we just drop it and enjoy the date?" Marshall asked. He knew Fionna would enjoy what he had planned. She smiled up at him, took his hand, and the new couple ran to the concert. Fionna had never been to a real show, but loved music, so Marshall got some tickets to her favorite band and surprised her when the got to the venue. They both loved it.
A few months later, things were getting serious. Marshall had fallen in love with Fionna, and she with him. They spent as much time as possible together, except for when Cake took Fionna to church. Which was getting to be more often. Marshall still wouldn't go, but Fionna hadn't asked in a while, so he assumed she accepted the fact that he wouldn't.
Until today. They were Making out on the couch in Fionna's living room when she sprang another religion trap on him. "Marshall?" "Yeah?" "Me and Cake might be going to church tonight, you wana come with us?" Fionna got off of Marshall's chest looked him hopefully in his gray eyes. He couldn't resist those beautiful blue ones of her's. Also he was bored and had nothing better to do. He gave a tired sigh. "Fine..." Marshall responded. Fionna was religious, and if Marshall couldn't accept that then their relationship had no future. Fionna gave a squeal of delight, then went back to tongue kissing with Marshall.
They didn't end up going to church that night, but Marshall could tell Fionna was happy with his choice, so they were both satisfied. Fionna and Cake still went to church often, but Marshall was never around when they decided to go. Marshall and Fionna were both very happy for a while. Only a while though.
Marshall and Fionna were relaxing around Marshall's house. Just watching movies and talking. Then Fionna brought up a bombshell. "I'm so glad you finally said yes to going to church. Cake was really pressuring me to break up with you if you said no." How can such a punch to his heart sound so cheerful. "What?!" He loved Fionna, he had helped her through a depressive state, he bought her jewelry, he did things for her that many others would never, Marshall would do anything for Fionna. And she loved Marshall, she was always there to listen about his mom, or help with his music. They were there for each other, and couldn't stand to be away for too long. After all the trouble of Fionna's boy troubles, after her finally realizing all she ever wanted was right in front of her, she was going to break up because of church. "Yeah, I know, but you said yes so it's okay!" Fionna responded giddily. "After all that, we were going to break up over CHURCH! I did EVERYTHING for you! I love you! So what? Just cuz' I don't have your 'religious superiority' I'm not good enough for you?" Fionna looked hurt, but Marshall didn't care, he hurt too. He always hurt, but had to stay strong for Fionna. But its his turn now. "Just because I don't do what you people do? Just because I don't pledge my entire life to praising this one guy just so I can be somewhere nice when I die?" Marshall was furious. "But Marsh-" "No! Shut up!" He couldn't believe it. Everything just to be thrown away because of an afterlife. "Do you even realize my chances of dying? I can live forever! Fuck Glob, fuck cake, fuck PB, fuck FP, and fuck you! I'm out of here." Marshall grabbed his bass and left. He didn't turn back. Marshall didn't care if Fionna cried for a week, the was bullshit. Religion is bullshit. I wont change, not for anyone, not ever again. Just leave me alone. Leave my beliefs alone
There you go, my first one-shot
I got pissed and had to write this
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I don't care if you're a Jesus freak or an Atheist
I'm not sure what I am
But I do believe you shouldn't shove your views down people's throats
Its their choice, let people do what they want